Honestly, I could write a random thoughts post for every day of the week because my mind is full of them.
Random.
Unplanned, purposeless thoughts roaming through my Mommy-mush brain.
I am full of them.
*Like just the other day while I was jogging down our dead-end country road. I was paying close attention to the forest beside me looking for a coyote peering out from amongst the trees. And I had it all planned out how I was going to take the bugger down and be some sort of hero if he came near me. Really.
Then I was trying to figure out what I would do if I saw a bear.
I didn't come up with anything except scream, run, cry and poop my pants.
*I asked my boys why they are so fascinated with their private parts. Their answer was "I don't know" as they flashed me. I have learned that being a female, I will never....ever understand the male gender. Ever.
*I have lost 8 pounds. And I am constipated. So I have probably lost 12 pounds but am so bunged up that I am keeping the weight on. It makes me want to eat a Big Mac, large Coke and a Kit Kat. Firstly, because they taste good. Secondly, because I am depressed. And thirdly, because I will probably poop after eating them!
*I still think the Bachelor is a dork
*I am still wondering how Tiger Woods is doing. Geesh, he must be so embarrassed
*My children have a laundry basket in their room. It is not a decoration or a door stopper. It is there for them to put their dirty clothes in. They haven't caught on after 6 and 8 years. See?
*We have three {live} bunnies and a dog. The children do not enjoy taking care of them and whine and moan every time they have to provide food and love. But when they make paper fish, they spend every second of their evening feeding them invisible food and telling them how much they love them. Baffling isn't it?
Happy Tuesday folks!!!!!