November 13, 2008

Friends and Enemies

Write a light hearted piece on how to get along with an enemy.

-Do not write your enemy a letter telling them that the only reason people liked them is because they were "easy"

-Do not give your enemy a chocolate bar that is really Ex Lax wrapped in a candy wrapper

-Do not pee in your enemy's beer bottle

-Do not prank phone call your enemy telling them that they are fired from their low paying job

-Do not egg your enemy's house/car on Halloween or any other time of the year

-Do not laugh because your enemy has gained 100lbs in 6 months

-Do not tell everyone you know that your enemy's husband cheated.....with a goat....even if it is true

-Do not post about your enemy and how wacko he/she is on your blog

-If you do post about said enemy, DO NOT print that post and mail it to them....and everyone they know

-Do not wave at your enemy as you drive through a HUGE puddle right beside him/her and their broken down vehicle

-Do not dress up as your enemy for Halloween

-Do not attend the same Halloween party as your enemy while dressed up as him/her

I havent done any of these things....really.

10 comments:

Diane said...

Remind me never to be your enemy! ;)

Funny stuff!! The Ex-lax and peeing things, though? Mean. And Gross. Funny, but mean and gross. My daughter would love you ;)

Jen said...

I wonder if there is a story behind some of these?

Rhonda said...

I love the "then mail it to them and everyone they know" part!!!

Sometimes Sophia said...

LOL!! Pee in his beer bottle? How funny. Never thought of that, but it's tempting. I think I'd have trouble with my aim...

Sugar Sweet Thoughts said...

ROTFL!
If it's not acceptable to egg your enemy's house on Halloween... when is it acceptable???
I need to write some of these down! Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh-therapy!

LazyCrazyMama said...

LOL! Hilarious!! I love it!

Jay @halftime lessons said...

LOL...nice work!!
Jay @ HalftimeLessons.com

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

LOL...I soooo want to go to a party dressed as my worse enemy!!

Great stuff

Mama Kat said...

Yeah the Halloween refernces are making me wonder...

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