Friends and Enemies

Write a light hearted piece on how to get along with an enemy.

-Do not write your enemy a letter telling them that the only reason people liked them is because they were "easy"

-Do not give your enemy a chocolate bar that is really Ex Lax wrapped in a candy wrapper

-Do not pee in your enemy's beer bottle

-Do not prank phone call your enemy telling them that they are fired from their low paying job

-Do not egg your enemy's house/car on Halloween or any other time of the year

-Do not laugh because your enemy has gained 100lbs in 6 months

-Do not tell everyone you know that your enemy's husband cheated.....with a goat....even if it is true

-Do not post about your enemy and how wacko he/she is on your blog

-If you do post about said enemy, DO NOT print that post and mail it to them....and everyone they know

-Do not wave at your enemy as you drive through a HUGE puddle right beside him/her and their broken down vehicle

-Do not dress up as your enemy for Halloween

-Do not attend the same Halloween party as your enemy while dressed up as him/her

I havent done any of these things....really.