February 24, 2009

Deep thoughts

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So, I was just checking out my daily celebrity gossip websites to get all caught up on the land of Crazywood aka Hollywood, and I read this.

"[Partying] is what I do for a living. I get paid to go to events and parties, and it’s fun."
- Paris Hilton tells the NY Daily News

Then my mind started to wander. Can you frickin imagine?

Getting paid mucho bucks to attend parties. To just show up. To just show up, act like a floozie and wear skimpy clothing.

Tough job.

I would do it.

But first I better stop eating the M&M's......and the Mini Eggs.

Then I better start going to the gym more than once a week.

Oh yeah, and I need to purchase clothing different than my current wardrobe of jeans and sweatshirts.

Dye my hair blonde.

Throw out my nursing bras. Purchase some push up bras and high heels. Learn to walk in new high heels.

Make an appointment for some plastic surgery. Ok, alot of plastic surgery. Oo....first I need to make alot of money to pay for the surgery. Yikes.

No problem at all.

Easiest job ever.

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Scary Mommy said...

Ugh, those mini eggs are KILLING me! I need to stop buying those. And some plastic surgery would be nice too...

Heatherlyn said...

You forgot that the number one requirement is being born into a rich and well-known family!

Momma@Live. Laugh. Pull your hair out said...

Heatherlyn....you are right! I guess that has alot to do with it!

kristi said...

Dang...me too!

~*Jobthingy*~ said...

hmm i would like that job