Get to know Momma...... and Mr. Momma

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I really should be cleaning, or catching up on my Rock of Love episodes but here I sit. I am stealing a questionnaire from Mamakat. Hope she doesn't mind. You can go to her site for her answers. But read mine first k?

What are your middle names?
We don't have any. We are kinda like Madonna and Diddy. Our first name is all you need.



How long have you been together?
FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! We have been married for almost 9 years, but together for about 12. WOW....I am old!



How long did you know each other before dating?
We met when we were in grade 3 believe it or not. So that means we have known each other for more than 25 years. Yikes. I was the new kid in class with Strawberry Shortcake rubber boots. He was the kid with the bowl cut and brown car wash t- shirts. It was love at first sight. We have been together ever since. Kidding.



Who asked whom out?
This is where I somehow get amnesia because I am terrible with details like this. I think he stalked me and eventually I went out with him just to get him off my back! Then I found out that he wasn't that bad and I actually liked him.



How old are each of you?
33. Our birthdays are 3 weeks apart. He is older.....and will always be older.



Whose siblings do you see more?
This is a silly question. What does this have to do with us? Does the answer to this question reveal some mystery characteristic about our relationship? Will it tell you something?



Which situation is the hardest on you as a couple?
I would say everything that has happened over the past 2 years has really tested our relationship. I will tell it all to you if you have a leather couch and validate my feelings when I cry and yell. Just don't charge the $200/hour please and thank you.



Did you go to the same school?
Yes. From grade 3, through to college. We even went to the same college, just different campuses. I know. Sappy. It was meant to be.



Who is smarter?
Me of coors. Grls rool, boys drul. He would disagree and give the whole "I had better marks than her" and "I was Valedictorian" argument. Then I would blow a raspberry and pout. Then he would say "Sorry dear. You are smarter than me. Always have been, always will be." Then all would be ok in Momma's home.



Who is the most sensitive?
Considering he cried while watching Rambo, I would say him. No, seriously, he is. Not because of Rambo, but because I am not a very emotional person period. The only time I cry is when Brett Michaels tells one of his girls that "The Tour Ends Here".





Where do you eat out most as a couple?
This place...or this one...or this one. Heck, we will go anywhere for a night out.


Where is the farthest you two have travelled as a couple?
Well since we don't really go anywhere very often, it would be one of the two places we have gone. Jamaica or Las Vegas. Which one is further? I have no clue. I don't get out much.



Who has the craziest exes?
Both of us went out with some real wackos.


Who has the worst temper?
Is there a big prize for this? If so, I will admit that it is me. If there is no prize, than it is him.

Who does the cooking?
Say the words "kitchen" and "cooking" to my husband and he will think you are speaking in a foreign language.


Who is the neat freak?
Neat freak? Umm...is that a different language? Never heard those words before.


Who is more stubborn?
I am a Taurus. My husband is a Taurus. This house has too much stubborn in it.

Who hogs the bed?
I only do this to convince hubby that we need a bigger bed. That is the only reason. Really.

Who wakes up earlier?
I am convinced that Mr. Momma does not sleep. I am convinced he has some gene in his body that allows him to complete thousands of tasks in a day without needing any sleep at night. He never sleeps. He naps.

Where was your first date?
Amnesia setting in. Details+Momma do not go together.

Who is more jealous?
He is only jealous of my other boyfriends. But he just needs to get over that. And me, I am certainly not jealous of his close working relationships with women. All husbands come home with lipstick on their collar right?

How long did it take to get serious?
Only about 13 years. We didn't want to rush things.

Who eats more?
chocolate? me

beer and burgers? him



Who knows more about computers?
I taught him everything he knows. That is why he doesn't want to get rid of me.

Who drives when you are together?
Say the words "drive when in the same vehicle as your hubby" and I think you re speaking gibberish. Hubby drives and listens to bluegrass music at the same time. That should be against the law. I really should start driving.....in a separate vehicle.


Love you honey! You know I am just playin'.