May 28, 2009

Thngs that make Momma happy

List 10 things that make you happy.
Oooooooooo, this is an easy one and I am soooo going to get an A+ on this assignment because, well, I am generally a happy person.

Unless you piss me off. Or I look at myself naked in the mirror.

Anyways......Number 1 on my list are my "Happy Pills". They make me happy and without them I am an unhappy mess of a human.

2.)Chocolate. If you do not read my blog, shame on you! Those that do read know that chocolate is my weakness and I will search the garbage for it. Yes, I have issues, hence the Happy Pills.

I have never used the word "hence" before in my life and am unsure if I even used it in the right context but it sounds "smart" so I am keeping it.

3.) They come once a week and make the house spotless. I love them and would marry them if I was that kind of girl.

4.) My name is Momma and I am an addict. Are there 12 step programs for this????

5.) My camera. Photos are the most treasured items in my home and taking them makes me feel good.....and happy.

6.) Family. All of them.
Even though we all looked like this.

They still make me happy.

Every day.

7.) Finding money ! I am a happy Momma when I put on a jacket to discover $$$ in the pockets.

8.) Shopping. With the money I found in my pockets! I could shop all day everyday. Now if only I could find a career that allowed me to buy things with other people's money.

9.) Tonka Toys. They are the only toy that can keep both boys entertained for long(ish) periods of time which allows Momma to relax for just a little while.

10.) And last but certainly not least, bad, but so darn good reality tv. Watching Rock of Love Bus every Sunday night was the highlight of my week and now that it is done I will be eating my popcorn and drinking rum with a smile on my face watching the drama between Jon and Kate. I know. I am sick. There is something about watching the train wrecks that are other other people's lives that makes me giddy and appreciate the dull, boring, uneventful life that I live. What would make me even happier was if they took the 8 kids off of the show before they are in therapy and just showed the drama between the parents. I do not enjoy watching children watch their parent's marriage dissolve right in front of their eyes. That does not make me happy.

Now excuse me, I have some food to eat, pills to take, shows to watch and purchases to make. Toodaloo!

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*Thanks to Photobucket for allowing me to use some of their pictures*

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Nori D said...

Great list. Im with you on the camera, shopping, and money especially =)

Lilac_moon17 said...

Who doesn't like money and chocolate. Loved the pictures with your list. It was great.

Jenn said...

That's a nice list. I'm with you on reality should add the real housewives of New Jersey to your that's good TV!

Lauren said...

The combo of happy pills and chocolate is enough to make me down right euphoric! I don't know where I would be with out both! I also love etsy, shopping, finding money, my camera...seriously, did you copy my list!

Life with Kaishon said...

Your happy list is FABULOUS! : ). I love it. Very sweet how Tonka trucks made it into the top ten! You are always thinking about your kids : )! LOVELY!

I know what you mean about reality tv. I can NOT get enough of the Real Housewives. Have you seen that? I had no idea real humans in the world could act like that. CRAZY! It is better than fiction!

I wonder what will happen with Jon and Kate.

Trudy said...

Regarding #8, you could be a mystery shopper and spend lots of other people's just wouldn't be for yourself :(

Great list and again, not sure how I could have possibly left chocolate off of mine!

Live.Love.Eat said...

I'm with ya on finding money. And instead of chocolate it would be chips for me. But I try to stay away.........

Heatherlyn said...

I loved your list! You did use "hence" in the proper context.

Your family picture is so cute! I love your daughter's open-mouthed smile! It's such a great age.

I hope you have a fantastic day!

Paging Doctor Mommy said...

I agree with you on EVERY SINGLE ONE (especially #1 & #2) although I don't know if I would call myself an Etsy addict... YET!

Becca said...

I like your list :-)and I am more than a little jealous of the cleaning ladies! I REALLY need some of those!

Kelly said...

Cleaning ladies make me happy too....Oh wait I don't have a cleaning lady. Now I'm sad---must go take my "crazy pills"! They were on my list also.

Amy McMean a.k.a McSunshine said...

GREAT list and GREAT pictures to go with them.

Jen said...

Fabulous list!

Musings of the Mrs. said...

Great list. I love money and shopping too! A LOT!

Kit Kat said...

Love the list. I love finding money in my pockets too. :)

Jenny said...

I love #8, I need that job as well.

Michelle said...

Oooo, I forgot the chocolate and the cleaning ladies. And the money. And the shopping. Great, now I'm going to need to go back and redo my list!

Roxane said...

Stopping by from Mama Kat's! Great list :)
I left Happy Pills off mine by mistake! I should really go back and add Tylenol PM to my list. Helps me through many sleepless night LOL