It is Monday.
Life is just going by too fast I tell ya.
So lets just get right to it before my life flashes before my eyes and I turn 60.
I have not had tummy issues all weekend and made sure that a bathroom is close by at all times. My tummy is made of steel and can handle any amount of "virus germs" being passed through my house.
While sitting on the toilet for the umpteenth time I am not secretly happy about it because I may lose a bit of weight. That would occur in the mind of a sick, sick individual....and I am not sick.
In the head.
I am not addicted to the game Bejeweled Blitz on Facebook. I have not played so much that I have been dreaming about it. And I most certainly have not emailed all of my friends to find out the "secret" to their high scores. I have a life. I have more important things to do with my time, like parent my children.
I did not let oldest child go to bed with his clothes on because I didn't feel like arguing about it.
I know when to pick my battles and that is not one of them.
This is not snow in June. Honest.
And I did not take this picture because I thought it was cute only to find out afterwards that middle child looks like he is urinating. He isnt.
I secretly do not cringe every time my daughter dances to Bluegrass music. It does not bother me one bit. Nope...not at all. I am open minded and non judgemental. She can like any kind of music she chooses and I will love her just the same.
While checking out at Walmart the other day and noticing people laughing at Princess and myself, I did not look over at Princess to discover that she was sucking on a banana. She wouldnt do such a thing. Really. And I would never, ever join in on the laughter because I do not have a sick, sick mind like the other women who shop there.
I am not the kind of mother who locks her children out of the house to get a few minutes of peace and quiet.
And last but not least, I do not get my boys to sing the song "Single Ladies" at least 27 times a day because they call it "Symbolize". That is not the cutest thing ever and I do not laugh so much I have tears in my eyes.