June 29, 2009


It is Monday.
Life is just going by too fast I tell ya.

So lets just get right to it before my life flashes before my eyes and I turn 60.

I have not had tummy issues all weekend and made sure that a bathroom is close by at all times. My tummy is made of steel and can handle any amount of "virus germs" being passed through my house.

No problem.

While sitting on the toilet for the umpteenth time I am not secretly happy about it because I may lose a bit of weight. That would occur in the mind of a sick, sick individual....and I am not sick.

In the head.

I am not addicted to the game Bejeweled Blitz on Facebook. I have not played so much that I have been dreaming about it. And I most certainly have not emailed all of my friends to find out the "secret" to their high scores. I have a life. I have more important things to do with my time, like parent my children.

I did not let oldest child go to bed with his clothes on because I didn't feel like arguing about it.

I know when to pick my battles and that is not one of them.

This is not snow in June. Honest.

It is actually willow tree fluff. Really.

And I did not take this picture because I thought it was cute only to find out afterwards that middle child looks like he is urinating. He isnt.

I secretly do not cringe every time my daughter dances to Bluegrass music. It does not bother me one bit. Nope...not at all. I am open minded and non judgemental. She can like any kind of music she chooses and I will love her just the same.

While checking out at Walmart the other day and noticing people laughing at Princess and myself, I did not look over at Princess to discover that she was sucking on a banana. She wouldnt do such a thing. Really. And I would never, ever join in on the laughter because I do not have a sick, sick mind like the other women who shop there.

I am not the kind of mother who locks her children out of the house to get a few minutes of peace and quiet.

And last but not least, I do not get my boys to sing the song "Single Ladies" at least 27 times a day because they call it "Symbolize". That is not the cutest thing ever and I do not laugh so much I have tears in my eyes.


Not me.

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Allison said...

that is the 2nd time today I have read about this bejewled facebook game - I am on facebook, yet I have not seen this. I will be checking it out later.

Chelsie and Nicholas said...

don't you worry-- every time i get sick i pray that i lose a few pounds! good luck on that

Shelly said...

ROFL I have thought about losing weight that way too.


Paging Doctor Mommy said...

Great Not ME! post!

I secretly like getting a tummy virus for the exact same reason!

Anonymous said...

Ohhh, that Bejeweled...I DO NOT spend my entire life (inbetween changing diapers and being an active mother)trying to beat my own record scores...Not me.

The Smith's said...

You are addicted to the game too? I put that in my Not Me post today!! And by the way, did you find out a secret to those high scores???

Sugar Mommy said...

i had to come see you from mckmama's blog just because of your blog name.

and yes, stomach virus is a very common way to lose a few stubborn pounds. *ahem* pass it over here.

Jen said...

you do these very, very well. they always crack me up.

Tracey - Just Another Mommy Blog said...

I love this post!

Bejeweled Blitz. Evil. EEEEEVILLLLL.

And I would never do your entire list, either. None of it.

Becky said...

I was addicted to Bejeweled Blitz on Facebook too and would play for hours to make sure I had the highest score of my group of friends each week. But now that I am not on Facebook, I have a lot more time on my hands! :) Seriously, I am so addicted, that I go to my friend's house and play it on their account! Great game!

Heatherlyn said...

Bejewled can be very addicting. Do not ask me how i know this!

That picture totally looks like it is snowing in June!

And I bet that Princess dancing to the bluegrass is totally adorable!

I've never locked my kids out, but I've locked myself in the closet. They still manage to find me. :)

Mama Kat said...

I think the pee picture is cute! :)

And Amen to locking children out of the house. Geez they're loud.