July 02, 2009

Happiness to Me.........

I'll be happy when..................

I can go to the washroom without an audience.
I can eat a meal without getting up 27 times.
I can eat a meal without cleaning up 2 spills of milk,
and a bowl of mashed peas thrown across the room.
I can have a conversation with adults without being interrupted by children who want to tell me that they "tooted".
My children will say "Excuse me" after tooting.
My children flush the toilet.
And wipe the toilet seat.
Better yet.....when they lift the toilet seat up and put it down after finishing.
I do not have to buy a new package of socks every week.
My children discover laundry baskets and that they are in their bedroom for a reason. Not just as a decoration.
Michael Jackson can rest in peace.
Larry King retires.
Barbara Walters retires.
Spencer and Heidi Pratt's 15 minutes of fame has passed.
Scientists develop a no fat, yummy tasting chocolate.
Scientists find a way for people to lose weight while watching TV and eating chocolate.

More to come, because this makes me happy.

This assignment was given by Mrs. MamaKat. She also makes me happy.

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Red Neck Diva said...

lol this was cut i love it visiting from mama kat have a great day

blueviolet said...

Thank you for mentioning that Barbara Walters needs to retire. Again, thank you.

It is necessary.

Trudy said...

Very cute...I agree with you about Michael Jackson too. Let the man rest in peace, his family too! I think that man was so misunderstood in many ways, but that's for another day.

Love the post...have to go do mine now!

Jenners said...

Loved this list -- especially when you can have an uninteruppted conversation without Toot Alerts!! Cracked me up! And Heidi and Spencer ... enough already!

Kristin said...

Visiting from Mama Kat- too funny! your first one was the best- I swear my kids thing there is an escape hatch in the bathroom! If they don't check in with me every 5 seconds, I could escape!

Stacey said...

You will miss all those things when they don't happen anymore. I hear ya on the Heidi and Spencer thing! Who are they and what have they done???

Foursons said...

OOOO, please let me know when the last one comes to fruition!

Amy said...

You and I think a like. I am with you on all of those - especially the toilet manners. I am buying vinyl lettering to put on my toilet that say, Flush and Close.

Also I would have to add, having the children close the door when going outside.

Have a great day.

Jen said...

those things would make me happy too.

Grammy Suzzy and DJ Doran said...

Here from Mama Kat's...such a good post...especially the chocolate. I had the same post theme, but I went way too deep! Heck...I would be happy if some of the adults I live with would flush!

BreAnne said...

I love it! That was great!

Jenn said...

What a great list. Especially, Spencer and Heidi! YUCK!

Erin said...

Perfect list! And a bowl of mashed peas??? I'm making a mental note, never put bowl of mashed peas next to toddler at dinner table...I do NOT want to clean that up!

Casey said...

Amen to the MJ, Spencer and Heidi and chocolate ones! That was a very funny list. Great post!