Not {My Child} Monday!

Welcome to Not My Child! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else's kids have not been doing this week.

I could write a book. A verrrrrrrry long book on things my children were caught doing.

But I am afraid once people read it, they wouldn't want to be my friend, because, well, my children do some pretty crazy things.

I mean, no they don't. They are well behaved, respectful children who would never do anything to embarrass their poor, tired mother.

Like pulling their pants down and urinating pretty much anywhere outdoors because they are too lazy to find a washroom. They would not do that. Ever.

They also would not find their mother's digital camera and take pictures of each other's behinds. Then giggle as they looked back at their photography. That is wrong. Soooooooo wrong.

Remember, they always behave.

Middle child would never yell "I can see that ladys underwear" as we walked behind her in a store so loud that she turned around and pulled up her pants. If he did, I did not turn as red as a tomato and apologize for his rudeness.

That same child did not throw a cookie at the door out of frustration and then get mad at me when I told him to clean it up. The nerve huh?

Princess does not chew on her dirty sandals. Nope. Never. And if she did, I would not continue to allow her to do it because it is keeping her quiet...and happy.

And she most definitely does not rip out pages of every single book she gets her hands on. She knows that books are to look at...not to destroy.

That's it. That's all for today. Next chapter coming soon.......

Do you still want to be my friend????