July 20, 2009

Not {My Child} Monday!


Welcome to Not My Child! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else's kids have not been doing this week.

I could write a book. A verrrrrrrry long book on things my children were caught doing.

But I am afraid once people read it, they wouldn't want to be my friend, because, well, my children do some pretty crazy things.

I mean, no they don't. They are well behaved, respectful children who would never do anything to embarrass their poor, tired mother.

Like pulling their pants down and urinating pretty much anywhere outdoors because they are too lazy to find a washroom. They would not do that. Ever.






They also would not find their mother's digital camera and take pictures of each other's behinds. Then giggle as they looked back at their photography. That is wrong. Soooooooo wrong.

Remember, they always behave.

Middle child would never yell "I can see that ladys underwear" as we walked behind her in a store so loud that she turned around and pulled up her pants. If he did, I did not turn as red as a tomato and apologize for his rudeness.

That same child did not throw a cookie at the door out of frustration and then get mad at me when I told him to clean it up. The nerve huh?

Princess does not chew on her dirty sandals. Nope. Never. And if she did, I would not continue to allow her to do it because it is keeping her quiet...and happy.


And she most definitely does not rip out pages of every single book she gets her hands on. She knows that books are to look at...not to destroy.






That's it. That's all for today. Next chapter coming soon.......



Do you still want to be my friend????









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8 comments:

Jen said...

I so totally want to still be your friend!

namaste said...

You are absolutely my type of friend!!!! ;)

Barbara Manatee said...

LOL...the peeing outside seems to be a trend in today's Not My Child! posts! LOL...it hasn't happened here yet but I'm sure the day will come soon...

stopping in from Not Me!

Elaine A. said...

Of course we want to be your friend! But of course my kids NEVER do any of that kind of stuff either...

That first picture is HILARIOUS!!

Foursons said...

I can't relate with you at all. My children are such PERFECT children and have never done anything wrong. And is that a board book she ripped up? How the heck did she do that?

Kristi said...

Pee and Poop seem to be a theme this week, why is it something so humilitating to us when it happens is so funny retold later, hee hee. Great not my child.

See you around Mcmama's, kristi

Heatherlyn said...

I'll still be your friend. Your kids are funny! And they are not mine! I think that lady maybe was asking for it if her underwear were showing :)

girlytwins said...

Thanks for the laugh. My kids would never do those things either. Nope never :)