I like Random Tuesday.
*Lets discuss the Olympics shall we?
I want a job at the Olympics. I want them to hire me and pay me big bucks to take pictures at this event. Am I the only person who cannot take her eyes off of the men's *ahem* muscles??? Holy crap!
*In my next life I want to be a snowboarder. Or a skater. Or a skier.
Or...well...just athletic.
Just sayin'.
*I have not been blessed with many talents. Sure, I am double-jointed and great at multi-tasking, but I am not athletic. I cannot play a musical instrument. I cant sing. Watching all of these young {muscular} athletes makes me think that I need to do more with my life. They make me feel like I am nothing. *sniff*
I want to win a medal.
Anything.
Is there a competition for Mothers who can yell the loudest?
I would win that one.
*So I went out on the weekend with some fantabulous folks. We ate. We drank. {water for me} We danced. We took pictures. Someone got a hold of my camera and took pictures of Momma on the dance floor groovin'. When I viewed these pictures the next day I noticed that while I was groovin, my shirt was up and my pants were down.....which means my gut was hanging out. After I cleaned up the vomit and cried, I composed myself enough to send everyone a message informing them that if they dare posted any such pictures on Facebook or anywhere else, I would be forced to post unflattering pictures of them and egg their houses.
Advice from Momma "Threatening your loved ones works"
*I am fat.
*Why didn't I wear a different shirt?
*My new weight loss goal is 50 pounds.
*I am thinking of starving myself
*Speaking of being fat, I can no longer say I have given up chocolate. I ate chocolate chips.
Momma is a chocoholic.
Momma cannot give it up.
Damn you good food!!!!!
*Princess has had bronchitis for the last week. Many times I thought about moving. Running away. I am knee deep in green snot and sickie germs that I just want to fly somewhere and not deal with any of it.
I swear I deserve the Mother of the Year Award.
Maybe there is a medal for that.
11 comments:
Speed skating is pretty exciting. One of the speed skaters use to sit next to my son in band :)
Have a great RTT!
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I can't resist chocolate either :)
I could give you a run for your money on who yells the loudest. I've had lots of practice.
I think a little bit of chocolate chips, especially if they are dark chocolate, is actually healthy and part of a balanced diet. :)
I like the idea of the mother olympics. Who can find 100 items in 30 minutes or less at the local grocery store with 3 kids in tow ... using coupons too! I don't think I'd win that one. But there could be some fun events. It would make a fun reality tv show! :)
I'm sorry you've had to deal with sickie germs. That's the worst! That SHOULD come with a medal!
YES! I want to be a freestyle snowboarder who "invents" new moves. I'm with you - maybe in my next life.
Happy Random!
Have you seen that Canadian curler?
The Olympics have been fun to watch. eye candy is good.
So is chocolate.
Happy RTT
What a cute blog! I agree, would love, love, love to photoshoot something important like the Olympics!!!!
Oh com'on now you've got us all wantin to see those groovin pics!
I wish I had that dude's calves!
(Is that how you spell it? Oh well, you know I'm talking about those huge balls of muscle on his lower legs right? Not a baby cow.)
You'll win it. No problem. =)
I swear I will send you a medal if you post that photo of you dancing!!!
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