July 08, 2010

Studley the Perv

This is Studley.

My dog.

My {almost} 11 year old dog who can barely get up and down the stairs on a regular day due to arthritis.

We took him to the family beach last weekend.

And he fell in love.


With Reilly.
Reilly is my Aunt's/cousin's dog.
Reilly is 9 months old.
Reilly is a male.
A neutered male.
Studley fell in love with Reilly.
And attempted to hump Reilly all weekend long.
When Reilly would run away, Studley would continue to hump.....the air.

It was not a pretty sight.
Try explaining Studley's behaviour to 10 little children watching this happen.
Yeah.  Umm.

"It's OK kids.  Studley just wants to be friends with Reilly."
"They are just playing."
"Turn away children.  Cover your eyes."
"Run!  Get away before he gets you!!!!!"

So not only is my old dog a pervert.
He is also gay.
And a pedophile.

Ew.

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12 comments:

blueviolet said...

omg, LMAO!!!!

Jen said...

This was just too funny.

And I tried to add you to the linky but I just couldn't do it. There was some kind of error. Sorry, I tried.

Jenners said...

Poor Studley ... getting all that flak for being a perv when he is just asserting his dominance! I'm with you Studley!

Colleen said...

Oh my goodness! Too funny!!

Gigi said...

Oh! Thank you! This was the first laugh out loud blog I've read today! Here I've been picturing Studley as a conservative, stoic kind of guy, when in reality he's a party animal!

Heatherlyn said...

I shouldn't laugh. Really. But it is funny!

Amy said...

oh goodness, the poor children are scarred for life :) I love the progression of they are getting to know each other to run and hide :) Well written and adorable photos.

Cecily R said...

Hahahahahahaha! Awesomesauce, my friend!

That picture of Studley is equally awesomesause. Very cool.

I added you to the linky list. :)

~Tonya~ said...

That is too funny!! LOVED IT!! HAHAHA

Stephanie said...

I'm also LMAO! I know all about perverted dogs. We've got 2 of our own. They're both neutered males and the smaller one loves the bigger one all the time. My 4-yr-old was shocked the first time she noticed the humping. "Why is Ben hugging Pepper like that?" she demanded. Yeah, he's just "hugging" Pepper...

Carrie and Troy Keiser said...

:D oh my! A dog with an identity crisis! poor kids!

Krystyn said...

That is hilarious.

Well, not the part about explaining to your kids (because, well, I don't want to see what the kids are now doing when they want to be friends with somebody).

Poor pervy dog.