*Just so you know, as of this moment...
That's right, bitches. Canada is kicking butt.
*I wish I was a skier....
...or a skater....
...or a curler....
...or a hockey player...
...or, well, athletic in any kind of way
*I enjoy some of the tight-fitting outfits
*You all know I have bathroom issues. So, you must know that if I saw this, I would get poop soup immediately, because the thought of uncomfortable or notnearby bathroom facilities starts the system, if you know what I mean.
*I would like to toboggan down some of those ski hills
*Tobogganing should be an Olympic sport. Then I would be an athlete.
*We were watching speed skating. By the end of the 3000m race, the skaters were practically panting from the exhaustion. My kids couldn't understand why they were all laughing. And, when I explained that they were exhausted, my kids couldn't understand why........
*Apparently there is a stray dog problem in Sochi. Can someone send them all here and I will love them forever?
*Dear Russia. Gay people are awesome. Gay athletes are awesome. Just accept everyone and the world will be a better place.
*Do moguls skiers eventually need knee replacements?
*When a Canadian wins, I cant help but do the ugly cry.
*Dear Canadian athletes. You guys rock and the entire country is cheering you on. Love Moi
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