December 01, 2008

It's the most wonderful time of the year......

That song has been stuck in my head for weeks.

When I spend loads of money buying gifts for my already- spoiled munchkins I sing the song.

When I brave the stores to find that perfect gift with the stroller, diaper bag, baby and my purse, I sing that song.

When we went to find the perfect REAL Christmas tree (our first real one ever) in the cold, marching through deep snow with the baby on a sleigh (which we tipped many times) and two boys whining and crying as they spit out the words "this is the worst time we have ever had", I sang that song.

While we put up our two beautiful trees refereeing arguments and fights because they both wanted to put up the same ornaments, I sang that song.

AND, as the boys sing

Some people think it's gross
But it' really good on toast
diarrhea, diarrhea
(followed by fart sounds)
...I sing that song.

AND, (that's not all folks), as the boys also sing

Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile, lost a wheel
the Joker got away
(followed by fart sounds)
...I sing that song.

I am really excited for Christmas this year. Really.

Most of the gifts have been bought.

My mall trips won't be as late into the season this year.

We have two beautiful trees, even though we went through hell to get one of them.

We have three wonderful children who are sooooooo excited to get a visit from Santa.

I just hope the fart sounds stop before then.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who would teach children songs like that? Good on toast? I'm disgusted!

Momma said...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........I wonder who that could've been. Cough *you* cough!

Michelle said...

Tee hee hee.......love your sons addition. :)

Michelle said...

Hey Momma, glad you want to play. Your random letter chosen by my 10 year is......."L"

Have fun!