January 26, 2009

Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Yo Yo Yo...... here we go. I did not really say that did I?

* I do not hate Mondays. They are the greatest day of the week even when you're home with all three kids...one of them sick and full of green mucous

* I do not hate winter. It is so much fun being trapped in the house with three children (one who is sick) when it is -20 outside

* I do not watch The View because I enoy seeing women bicker. It is not good TV at all. I also don't watch The Bachelor, Rock of Love and Kenny vs. Spenny because they are just terrible, awful shows.

* I did not eat Smarties for breakfast. No way...what kind of lesson is that teaching my children?

* I did not dream about going to the Caribbean.....by myself. I am not a selfish a person. Really.

* When I typed "not" in the above sentence, I did not really type "snot" and go back to change it when rereading it. Eww.....

* I did not leave leftover food from Christmas Eve in the fridge downstairs and then forget about it until January 23.

* I did not actually enjoy the 90 minute drive to see my sick Grandpa in the hospital because I was by myself, listening to my groovy tunes and rocking out in my mini van.

* I did not spill soup on my Grandpa's hospital gown when feeding him his lunch.

* I did not giggle when the man laying in the bed beside my Grandpa let out the loudest toot ever!

* I do not think tooting is funny. Ok...just a little bit

11 comments:

Orah said...

I also don't have a five year old home from school coughing up green sputum. Lovely :)

Juls said...

LOL, first of all I love your blog name.... Too cute! Secondly, I DO NOT also watch ROCK OF LOVE, because it is such a HORRIBLE show, and so degradin to women...but if I did watch it, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't also DVR it so I can watch it in the privacy of my own room while my kids are sleeping...

Allison said...

I enjoy the sarcasm of these posts every week. I am thinking of joining you on this Monday adventure.

pam said...

I would not enjoy 90 minutes of silence in the car either!!

Happy Monday, I am from ON as well, nice to have found you.

Angela said...

Hey I do NOT hate winter either that is why the ice that is currently falling outside does NOT bother me in the slightest! NOT! Love your blog name by the way!

Julie said...

I do not watch any of those shows either. Wait...what is Kenny vs Spenny?

Momma said...

Thanks for the kind words everyone......


Julie...Kenny Vs. Spenny is a Canadian show about two guys who have stupid (crude) competitions. I am so embarrassed to admit I like it........

Jen said...

tooting is funny no matter how you deal it. hahahahaha

oh and I also watch Rock of Love, what is wrong with me.

Hillary said...

LOL, I TOO think the bachelor is a mindless show...with such an UGLY man as the bachelor. I'm gonna "follow" you if you don't mind!

Kacey R. said...

LOL I am NOT watching the Bachelor right now! Too funny. And I am so with you with Winter and being stuck in the house. We have a play date tomorrow, so at least we'll be in our friend's house. Ha!

Oh and tooting is WAY funny. Loved this post!

Carey-Life in the Carpool Lane said...

Great list! I hear you about the alone time... I do NOT ever think about vacationing alone (or even just going to the bathroom by myself)!