March 08, 2009

Monday Edition of Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

As for me.......



* I absolutely did not watch my children walk through the biggest puddle ever and take pictures of them while they did it



* It was not the same puddle that they were skating on last weekend .


* I did not take about 37 pictures of Princess doing this. Why would I take 37 pictures of the same thing?



* I did not find a chewed up piece of gum under this keyboard the other day. My children know where the garbage is and are not so lazy that they stick it under keyboards. Geesh.


* My heart did not do a pitter-patter when I was holding a newborn on Friday. I am done having babies. No more babies! Momma...read this to remind yourself


* These balloons have not been on my kitchen ceiling since January 31. And if they have, I would have figured out a way to get them down by now!






* My wonderful dog did not eat a bunch of Easter chocolates, gum and candy that I purchased early because I am on the ball. Isn't chocolate supposed to be poisonous for canines?



* These words did not come out of my mouth this week. "Make sure you clean your butt-crack when you are in the shower."




Happy Monday y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!

8 comments:

Staci said...

Yeah, my heart has been pitter pattering too when I see a newborn! Loved your Not Me's!

lmt1073 said...

I love that you remind them to wash their butt crack!!! lol...

kristi said...

My son's favorite saying is NOT "your buttcrack is hanging out!"

Elaine A. said...

How are those balloons still up there? Wouldn't they have lost there "umpf" by now (aka helium)?
Very festive though! : )

And that last one is a good reminder, by the way!

Ace said...

I totally get the buttcrack reminder. I do it too... or not!

Great-Full Mom said...

Laughing my butt off at the clean your crack comment! The only reason I haven't used that one is I haven't thought of it. My kids are going to love that tonight at bath time!

Dawn
P.S. Little babies give me the fever too!

Heatherlyn said...

Hey, puddles are great! I love the baloons! And it is really important to clean ALL parts of the body. (It's pretty funny that it doesn't actually occur to kids to clean there.)

I thought chocolate was bad for dogs. Is that a myth?

Paula and Skip said...

Stumbled over your blog and nearly fell into that puddle. Love your pics. Paula