March 05, 2009

TWT-A New Kind of Superhero

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Cheaper Than Therapy

There is Superman. Spiderman. Even Batman.

Look out bad guys. There is a new superhero in town.

He has many talents that will make you shake in the corner fearing for your lives. He can mess a room like no other 7 year old around. He can think of the meanest, cruelest names to call people. Names like "Jiggle" come to my mind. *quiver* . He can eat an entire bag of Cheezies in one sitting. I wouldn't know for sure because I don't allow it but I am guessing. He can ride a dirt bike faster than all other 7 year old dirt bikers. And he can do the splits. Really. He can actually find gold when picking his nose. And, he can build a 1000 piece Lego kit in less than 45 minutes. Ok, an exaggeration, but this is my post, so deal with it.

Lock your bedroom doors!!! Cover your ears!!! Hide the Cheezies and lock your dirt bikes in the garage!!! Run for your lives!!!!! Hide your Lego and cover your nose if you want to get out alive!!!



Look out for Supermessy!!!

10 comments:

Queen over all drama said...

Soo stinkin cute!!! Love your blog..

Debbie said...

I believe he snuck into my house and used his superpowers here!

A Family Completed... said...

That's hilarious! My husband would be tickled if his 7 year old was the fastest dirt bike rider out there, lol. My boy is only 18 months so he has a way's to go but is already talking about it :/

April said...

I think every home must have one....mine is in the form of an 8 year old Drama Queen!!! Happy ATWT!

Jenny said...

ahahaha that was cute:)

~*Jobthingy*~ said...

ha! this is great.

Average Girl In Average World said...

That was cute!

now catching up on your past posts! Great blog

The Mom Jen said...

I have a couple of those super-heroes in my house too! ;))

Heatherlyn said...

What a great superhero name! I love that he can do the splitz!

itsahumanzoo said...

Haha very cute! Love the mask. :)