August 06, 2009

Diagnosis by Momma

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I have a problem.
A syndrome.
Diagnosed by a professional.
Me.

I suffer from Closeby Bathroom Syndrome.

I need to know that there is a bathroom closeby at all times or bad things happen.




Really.

As soon as there is not one, I have to go.
I must know where a bathroom is at all times.
Pretty crappy huh?
Literally.

Some may mistake this for an anxiety problem but I prefer to diagnose this as a physical problem.


I dont have mental issues. Just because I am on happy pills does not mean anything. Geesh.

So if I come to visit you, please keep me around a bathroom at all times.




Preferably a clean, nicely decorated bathroom.

Much appreciated.












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11 comments:

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Love it!! I suffer from PLEASE DO NOT GO NUMBER TWO IN ANY PUBLIC BATHROOM THAT I MIGHT HAVE TO USE AFTER YOU-ITIS.

I ALWAYS walk into the WALL OF FUNK!! I hate it!! I need clean and fresh smelling!! I demand roses!

Hallie :)

Booklover1212 said...

Visiting you from Mama Kat's site! LOVE this post because I can so relate to it!! Any time we go anywhere, the first thing I scope out is the location of the bathrooms! (And I promise, if you come to visit my blog, I do have a bathroom nearby! LOL!)

~ Jennifer
http://thetoyboxyears.blogspot.com/

Jennifer said...

You are so right! No one should ever underestimate the importance of a bathroom. :)

Foursons said...

I always try to have my bathroom cleaner for others who don't live in my home but dare to visit. So as long as you give me some warning you'll be good. :)

Shana said...

yes I understand!

Grand Pooba said...

Duly noted! LOL

I'm Just Sayin' - Kerri said...

Oh this was great! I soo understand! If there isn't a bathroom you always have to go really badly, and if there is a bathroom I tend to go just because there is a bathroom to use. Just in Case of course, better to go while you can! And I had this problem even before getting pregnant...now it's 100 times worse!

Erin said...

I'm thinking about inviting you over and making sure that specific sign you posted is on the bathroom door....can we get one that says "kids" too?

June Freaking Cleaver said...

I read somewhere that you should always use the FIRST stall you come to in a public restroom - apparently, those microbes are lazy, and don't travel to the opposite end of the room.

But don't tell anyone that...I want it to be as clean as possible when I rush in there!

Kekibird said...

I will notify you of the restroom whereabouts the moment you step in the front door! :o)

Jenny said...

I can relate, especially on car rides, I psyche myself out so bad then I need to stop for a potty break.