August 20, 2009

If My Walls Could Talk.........

Dear Momma,

A quick letter to let you know that I know more than you. Na na na na na!

I see things.

Many things. Too many things.

And I feel the need to inform you about what is going on in your house. Are you sitting down?

I see your children put a glob of toothpaste in their mouths instead of actually brushing their teeth.

I see your children kick everything on their bedroom floor underneath their beds and then giggle before telling you that they cleaned their room.

I see your children pick their nose and wipe it on..well....whatever is closest to them. It is usually me and I do not appreciate it. Could you teach them some manners please?

Your children are lazy. Just in case you didn't notice.

I see your daughter take off her poopy diaper and finger paint with the contents while you are in the shower. I am actually quite ticked off that she felt the need to smear poop all over me.


Your husband sings in the shower.

And sometimes dances in front of the mirror. Ok, he doesnt. I just wanted to tell you he does so I can see his reaction when he reads this!

Just thought you should know.

And you Momma, well I see you standing in the washroom with a magazine just to get a few minutes of peace and quiet.

I also hear you singing in the shower. Could you please stop?

And....sneaking chocolate does not go unnoticed. You may think you are being "sneaky" but I see everything.....evvvverything.

I also see the treadmill downstairs collecting dust. Maybe if you used it instead of sneaking chocolate, you would be a happier Momma.

Just sayin'.

Yours truly,

The Walls

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kisatrtle said...

That was soo cute. Made me laugh this morning.

Trudy said...

This was very cute! The dancing husband was probably my favorite because I can about imagine what mine does, LOL!

Emmy said...

Lol! This was awesome. What a great post.. hmmm I am afraid to think what my walls would see.

Anonymous said...

Very cute...and I totally sneak chocolate too!!! I will not share my one happy moment...sweets!

Carrin said...

Vey cute! You're wall see a lot and probably a lot more that they are saving for blackmail purposes.

Ms. Lovely said...

Haha.. I liked that!

Unknown Mami said...

Those walls need to give you a break!

{Kiki} said...

LOL right now. Oh boy, I needed to laugh today. At least I'm not pulling my hair out. Ha! Great entry. I thought about picking that prompt, but worried about what I might write. I might anger family members and bloggy friends. Have a wonderful day and take care.

Jody said...

*eyeballs treadmill coated in dust in the corner

I wonder if mine is yelling at me too!

Erin said...

That was classic! I think I am probably better off NOT knowing what the walls see in this house!

Foursons said...

*sigh* Tell you walls to SHUT UP! I know that's not a nice word, but we don't need any more guilt about the stinkin' treadmill. Geesh.

Jen said...

Um your walls need to be quiet about that chocolate and your private time. A mommy needs that. Want me to come over and teach them a thing or two?

Twisted Cinderella said...

Too funny!! I really liked that.

Jenners said...

I just loved this! So creative. So funny. You rocked this prompt!