If My Walls Could Talk.........

Dear Momma,

A quick letter to let you know that I know more than you. Na na na na na!

I see things.

Many things. Too many things.

And I feel the need to inform you about what is going on in your house. Are you sitting down?

I see your children put a glob of toothpaste in their mouths instead of actually brushing their teeth.

I see your children kick everything on their bedroom floor underneath their beds and then giggle before telling you that they cleaned their room.

I see your children pick their nose and wipe it on..well....whatever is closest to them. It is usually me and I do not appreciate it. Could you teach them some manners please?

Your children are lazy. Just in case you didn't notice.

I see your daughter take off her poopy diaper and finger paint with the contents while you are in the shower. I am actually quite ticked off that she felt the need to smear poop all over me.

Hmmph.

Your husband sings in the shower.

And sometimes dances in front of the mirror. Ok, he doesnt. I just wanted to tell you he does so I can see his reaction when he reads this!

Just thought you should know.

And you Momma, well I see you standing in the washroom with a magazine just to get a few minutes of peace and quiet.

I also hear you singing in the shower. Could you please stop?

And....sneaking chocolate does not go unnoticed. You may think you are being "sneaky" but I see everything.....evvvverything.

I also see the treadmill downstairs collecting dust. Maybe if you used it instead of sneaking chocolate, you would be a happier Momma.

Just sayin'.

Yours truly,

The Walls