September 08, 2009



First day of school. I was sad to see the boys walk into the school. Really. Honest.

Went to the gym. Haven't been there since February.

Had a reunion with my friends Treadmill and Elliptical.

They didn't remember me.

Damn them.

I don't enjoy them anyways.

So there.

While sweating to Lady Gaga I looked around. I wondered why women go to the gym to walk leisurely on the treadmill and not even break into a sweat. What is the point? You can walk anywhere slowly. But instead they prefer to pay $60/month to do it.

I also wondered why women go through the trouble of looking good at the gym. Shoes that match their shirts. Makeup. Hair put up neatly.

And then realized that they are the ones walking leisurely on the treadmills.


I burned 500 calories at the gym.

Then came home and ate some peanut M&M's.

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Seansmoma said...

If I were going to pay for a gym membership I would make sure I was using it right! Burn off those calories! Maybe they're just there to meet sweaty guys. :)

The Crazy Coxes said...

Hmmm.........I think I agree with you here!
Gym = Sweaty - I don't like sweat.
Gym = Not looking cute - Ooooo I don't like to not look cute.

So I wouldn't want to sweat or not look cute, so I don't go.
Gyms are dangerous. You could kill yourself there, or at the very least end up needing a new knee. I think you should avoid the gym!

Jen said...

Sounds like a good morning to me.

Stay@homemommy said...

Peanut m&ms yum! I've been real lazy this summer hopefully Fall will bring nothing but good things!

Foursons said...

HA! That is so something I would do. And ya' know. You are absolutely right about gym rats. What is it with those women?

shortmama said...

Yeah I just dont get on the treadmill I have at home...or go to the gym...I dont want to get sweaty and hot...yuck! Of course this could be the reason I am struggling to lose weight

Heatherlyn said...

I like to eat things like peanut m&ms after I work out. :)

Elaine A. said...

I don't get the non-sweaters either. What a waste! Great job on the 500 calories - that's awesome!!

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