And drinking many, many jugs of alcohol.
Here goes.
*To my skin. Thank you so much for breaking out and producing zits at the age of
*To the Canadian hockey team. Thank you for allowing me to curse for the entire 3 hours while you allowed the American team to win. I needed that.
*To my children. Thank you for informing me that my tummy is "funny looking". Since all three of you are the reason my tummy is "funny looking", it is ok. Really.
*To the TV show Lost. Are you trying to completely confuse your viewers so they stop watching? Yes. Thanks. It is working.
*To my 22 month old daughter. Thank you for emptying every cupboard in our house. Every day. Mommy doesn't have anything else to do except clean up the messes all day. Really.
*And to my fat ass. After seeing you in a few recent pictures I want to thank you for reminding me why I want to lose weight.
Ok.....I feel better.
Until next week.
7 comments:
I'm behind on Lost. The hubs and I are trying to catch up. Is this new season really confusing?? Aaah.
Sorry the Canadian hockey team lost...but I am glad our American's won. Hockey is a BIG deal in our house. The hubs almost danced when he heard we won.
Thank you for linking up!
I was Lost after season 2 and gave up watching. Good for you for sticking it out!
Aren't kids the best! Mine love to point out all the imperfections that they really had a hand in on my body too. ;)
I love your sense of humor. You are one of my most favorite bloggers!!!!
That is great...!! And i hear ya on the 22 month old messes...SHEESH...!! Better get off the computer...I am sure he has another one waiting for me...
Do I detect a hint of..... sarcasm?
Whatever it is, it's GOOD HUMOR!
These made me chuckle. Thank you.
Kids. Why do we love them so much?
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