March 23, 2010

Randomness

randomtuesday
Time to share my random thoughts....again.

Sit down, stay awhile. Make yourself comfortable.

Become a follower.

Ok..that was taking it a little overboard wasn't it?

*Hubby and the boys went for a bike ride along our country roads and found a coyote stuck in a fence. A dead coyote. I smiled and thought it was better that there was one less bugger to kill peoples pets.

I am a huge animal lover. Just not when they come on to our property and eat little wiener dogs. Another story for another time.

*One of my sons finds it quite funny to come into the family room, pull down his pants and show us how his "wiener" can stand up. Not the dog, if you know what I mean.

I am thinking about moving away from home until....ummm.....2020.

*Another one of my sons thinks it is perfectly normal to pick his nose and wipe it on me.

Maybe I will move out until 2025.

*Dearest daughter has hit the terrible twos with a vengeance. The screeching, screaming, talking, singing, climbing, emptying, throwing and spilling does not stop.

Hold me.

*I get annoyed when I read blogs about how perfect the authors children are. How their lives are full of butterflies and blossoms. It is all BS if you ask me. Being a Mother myself, I am fully aware that children are disgusting, rude little creatures.

And if they aren't, then there surely must be something wrong with them.

Just sayin'.

*Living in the country isn't for me just anyone. Especially when the homeowner walks into the barn, reaches into the bunny food bag and is greeted by a few mice.

Yes I jumped.

And cursed.

And came close to pooping my pants.

* I want this. Badly.


*And this


*And I would really like it if my children would clean up their messes. But apparently that is too much to ask and it is a "Mommy's job" to clean up. Because that is what us Mommy's do. Clean, cook, chauffeur, shop, wash clothes and provide a spot for wiping snot.


Hmph.


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18 comments:

Everyday Goddess said...

Boogers and standing up weiners?

Better make it 2035.

Or just wait for the day when they have girlfriends who will be subjected to the fun.

Nicely Randomed.

I am Harriet said...

I've contemplated my mood too :)
Good randoms.


Have a great Tuesday!
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Jen said...

Yesterday, Hayden decided that pants were optional and played outside naked. In March. With neighbors all around. Fabulous.

;)

Heatherlyn said...

I think the charms are way cute.

Even very well-behaved children can get in a mama's space and make her feel a little bit crazy!

I have a son who is practically a perfect angel while waiting at dance class until one of my friends walks in and I begin talking to them and then he morphs into a crazy obnoxious child. Any cure for that?

Shelly said...

My 6 year old is big into burping right now. It would be pretty funny how loud he can belch if it wasn't so flippin' annoying.

Can I move out with you?

Elaine A. said...

You should totally have that necklace for all the snot wiping you put up with!

Shana said...

The wiener thing is hilarious. I can so see Blaze doing that when he is bigger...lol. I also understand the 2 yr old neverending stage as that is where Blaze is too. Makes me wanna scream sometimes. Yes they can be nasty little boogers.

♥ Kathy said...

Look at my wiener stand up hahahahaha that was great! Happy RTT!

The Crazy Coxes said...

My kids are BEYOND perfection...except that they smell, leave their stuff lying around and eat too much! But at least no one shows me any standing up weiners.

Love the random!

Julie said...

thanks for saying it how it is...and yes, that is how it is :) funny!

Mercy said...

You actually know people who have perfect kids??? Don't I wish mine were. But I guess it's their imperfectness that keeps us working hard at perfecting them.

Nice chain. I like it.

CaJoh said...

I think those parents who seem to have "perfect" children don't know what goes on behind the scenes. If they are still blogging when you come back to the house you'll hear about all those crazy things they did when the P's were away.

Thanks for your randomness,

Foursons said...

I love those necklaces too. :)

Parents who have perfect children need to get a healthy dose of reality.

Jenny said...

I love that bag, very cute.

Boys are fun aren't they ;)

Fresh Mommy said...

Hahaha, HOLD ME had me laughing!! I love random... my thoughts come that way!

:)
~Tabitha

DysFUNctional Mom said...

Sometimes I think if we could all peek in each others' windows, we'd all feel a little better about ourselves. Because nobody is perfect, least of all those who act like they are!
Been there done that with the mice in the feed bag. *shudder*

Design it Chic said...

is it me or moving out starts to sound good?:):) funny kids!
Happy Random and here's mine!

Jenners said...

I agree with you ... kids are rude dirty little buggers!!! Any my son has started "having fun with his weiner" too. Oh Joy!