April 05, 2010

Random Ramblings


Yo, Yo, Yo! Momma in the house with some random junk.



Ok, that is so not me. I apologize. I was around teenagers recently and I cant help but want to fit in with the young ones.

Except I am not young.

And will never fit in, no matter how hard I try.

So I have alot of random nothings floating through my {almost} 35 year old brain, and want to let it all out so more random thoughts can enter for next week. It is a cycle you know???

*People in airports annoy me. They dress in heels and tight jeans with loads and loads of makeup to sit on an airplane for 5+ hours. When the flight is at 7am and I have been up since 4am, the last thing I care about is my makeup.

*Did you know that the trees in British Columbia lose their leaves just like here in Ontario? Me neither.

*Televisions at every seat on airplanes make long flights go by fast. Especially when you can watch HGTV .

*When on my way to the hotel gym the other day I walked towards the elevator and smelled the most rotten, disgusting smell I have ever smelled. When the cleaning lady jumped when she saw me and gave me that "I thought I was alone" look, I realized the stench came from her ass and almost barfed.


People, please do not release gas unless you know you are alone or when your husband is around.

Because husbands think tooting is funny.

I think tooting is funny too. Just not when it smells like something has died.

*I want to have a big, huge glass of Coke. Badly. Damn you soda pop for tasting so good but being so unhealthy!!!!

*Dear Mall Easter Bunny. Your costume should include Easter Bunny hands because when kids can see human hands, it isn't as exciting to see you. Just sayin'.

*To the Easter Bunny that came to my house. Why would you give my boys boomerangs? You should have known that they would end up on the roof of my house and barn..... and that my kids would whine and cry until you got them down. Duh.

*Cancer sucks

*I am looking for a picture of Pamela Anderson with her hair pulled back and cannot find one. It has become an obsession so if you find one, please send it to me.

I really need to get a life.

Happy Tuesday.



Mom in High Heels said...

Yo. Televisions at every seat on a plane is sheer GENIUS. If you ever had to do a trans-Atlantic flight with a kid, you'd see the real beauty. 10 hours on a plane with a kid is torturous without a TV.
Soda is the devil. The sweet, delicious, evil devil. I love it.

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

I'm with MIHH - televisions at every seat on a plane is sheer genius! Wearing high heels and tight jeans in full make-up for a 7am flight, not so genius. ;)

Tooting is funny - especially when hubby refers to them as 'barking spiders'. But rank toots from strangers, not so much.

Farmers Wife said...

Yeah whats with Pammy Anderson. She always has hair over her face..is she trying to hide (gasp) her age....

Still On The Verge said...

I think all Mall Easter Bunnies are scary. Can't they at least get a suit that isn't so gross looking!


Heatherlyn said...

The hands on the Easter bunny is so so so funny!

I have noticed too that people really dress up at airports. I wonder if they always dress like that?

Foursons said...

Boomerangs suck in general. They never come back to you they way they are supposed to.

And the maid- ewwww!

♥ Kathy said...

I just want you to know that because of you I have spent the last 30 minutes looking through all the pictures of Pamela Anderson that I could find. Here are the only two I could find where her hair is KINDA pulled up:



:) Happy RTT!

Hilary Lane said...

Old Baywatch photos? Maybe?

Elaine A. said...

We got in an elevator (as a family) there other day where someone had just "let one." SO NOT GOOD. People, really, for the sake of all that is holy go outside or to the bathroom!!


Lindsay said...

Hi just found your blog, your title caught my eye! :) Here is a picture of Pamela with her hair semi-up

Love your blog!!

amanda said...

Man, doesn't matter what time I fly, it's yoga pants and sweats. Really, heels and skinny jeans...I guess the jeans make it easy to go through security.
Love HGTV...Not sure what I would do without it.
Curious to know general area of ON you're in...only b/c I'm here too.

Elle Em En said...

Yummmm soda..

All flights should have a pajama requirement.

I found two picks of Pamela with her hair back. One when she was younger:


And one which is unfortunately less flattering: