June 28, 2010

Have You Ever?

Hi.
It is Monday.
And I could write a McFatty Monday post to tell you all about how horrible popcorn and watermelon are for weight loss. But I won't.

Instead, I will write a Have You Ever post.
Because I want to.
And I want you to...too.

*Have you ever seen how many chins you can make in front of the mirror?

*How about wiggling your arm fat? Just for fun?

*Have you ever let your children play in the rain?


And then curse at yourself because you have to change wet clothing and brush out soaked hair?

*Have you ever wished time would slow down?

And sometimes speed up?

*Have you ever wondered what your dog thinks when children are pulling on his ears and pretending he is a horse?

*Have you ever looked in the bottom drawer of your boys' dresser?

*Have you ever heard about Dustin?  I suggest you go here to read his story.........

*And lastly.....have you ever been told that watermelon and microwave/flavoured/movie popcorn are horrible weight loss snacks?  I was....after gaining 1 pound and snacking on watermelon and popcorn.

So what if the popcorn was soaked in butter.
And I ate an entire watermelon in 3 days.

I thought they were healthier than potato chips.

Damn.

Now link up.  Or I may just eat more popcorn......with a side of dill pickle chips.




12 comments:

Jen said...

I want popcorn.

Twisted Cinderella said...

Great post. I LOVE the pics!

Diane said...

I swear that looks exactly my oldest son's drawer!

Elaine A. said...

Well, I know you can't have watermelon on South Beach. And bananas are bad too. I guess all the sugar...

And yes, I would like to slow time with the kids sometimes but some days at 9 a.m. I'm wishing it was already bedtime...

Stephanie said...

Ah, heck, eat some more watermelon. I'm gonna.

Gigi said...

Great post!

Ahh, that's just water weight. Popcorn=salt intake, watermelon = lots and lots of water.

If Hubby and Man-Child quit talking to me, I promise to try to do this - although I'm intimidated! ;-)

Jenners said...

This just teaches me NEVER to look in my boy's drawers ... or to ALWAYS look in them. I'm not sure which.

Heatherlyn said...

HAHAHA! I've done so many of those things!

Now, here's one, have you ever had your little kids take your upper arm and sqeeze it and sqeeze it and say "It's just so squishy!". Nice, huh?

Happy Tuesday!

Grand Pooba said...

Oh yes, the arm fat wiggling. ALL THE TIME

Gigi said...

You got me. Am playing along!

Respectfully Yours said...

Ok, I am in...

Heather said...

who knew water melon was so fattening?