June 01, 2010

Randomness

Yo, yo, yo. It's Tuesday. Again. Time for another edition of randomness.
randomtuesday
*Protein constipates me. I enjoy protein and it is supposed to help you lose weight but when you're so "bunged up", I cant help but wonder how you can take weight off....if you know what I mean.

*Dear Oldest child. I like that you love horses and will support your desire to learn all about them but when you start acting like a horse in public places, it embarrasses me. Love Mom.

*Man in Speedo that I just had to take a picture of.
You're welcome.

*I noticed something about myself the other day. I will carry 10 grocery bags in one trip just so I don't have to make as many trips back and forth to the vehicle. Sometimes it results in bag breakage...rolling cans of creamed corn and some curse words...but at least I didn't have to make that extra trip!

*There was a chipmunk in our barn this morning that scurried by my feet while I was shovelling rabbit poop. I screamed...jumped and said some no-so-nice words, and then wondered how the hell my life turned out this way.

*I like shoes...shopping....Lady Gaga.....and vanilla scented candles beside the bathtub that I soak in while reading Twilight novels. Not shovelling rabbit crap and having wildlife walk past me looking at me like I invaded his personal space. Hmph.

Hold me.

*I want this

Peace out peeps!  I am off to eat some bran muffins........

17 comments:

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

Constipation is not conducive to weight loss...I know what you mean! ;)

Now to figure out how to eliminate the image of the dude in a speedo from my brain!

I do the same thing - carry 10 grocery bags to lessen the number of trips to and from. Now that I use the canvas/cloth bags, I have less incidents of runaway groceries! ;)

Chipmunks I can deal with - but rats are a whole 'nother story.

Good taste! I'd love that halter dress, too!!

RTT: Rain Delays, Kiddie Pool, Cookouts Galore and a Rat.

WackyMummy said...

At least bran is a "good" carb, right?

THANK YOU for not doing a closeup shot of speedo model. Seriously.

Chipmunks are cute. I'm stubborn about this.

Love the dress.

=)

Christy said...

awww, I laughed at your chipmunk story :-) Thanks for the picture...hmmm...

Rachele said...

Ewww. That Speedo image will haunt me all day. Thanks.

I don't blame you for not wanting to scoop poop and have rodents close by. Unless he was as cute as the pic.

I now want that dress too.

Jen said...

I try to do the grocery bag thing too. Its all about not having to go back to the car.

Pam said...

Wow...the speedo...all I can say is wow!

Elaine A. said...

Bran muffins sound damn good right now! Do you have a recipe? ;) I haven't had a muffin or anything close in over two weeks, so that's why...

And, you should totally get it. The dress that is. :)

CaJoh said...

I must have misread it and thought that you actually had Lady Gaga beside the bathtub. How cool is that— 'Oh LG, could you turn on the hot water again'.

I tend to carry way too many groceries too. Very glad that the trip from the car to the kitchen isn't too far or my fingers may just fall off from lack of circulation.

Thanks for your randomness,

Jeanette said...

Fun stuff! I would have said some not nice words if a chipmunk scurried past me too! And I can see why you want that dress. So cute.

Dana said...

omg!! you are so funny. Thanks for the great laugh this morning!

Ruth said...

Great, now I've got that speedo picture in my head. Thanks a lot!

About the bags, sometimes it is more work being lazy. Doesn't stop me from trying to beat the system, though!

amanda @ Rambling of an Empty Mind said...

Love the dress...even if I can't fill it. :)
And the speedo...really?! That is just so very wrong!

Heatherlyn said...

The speedo is just wrong! I thought they only did that in Europe!!!!

Some bran muffins are actually really yummy. :)

Gigi said...

Maybe just because I've been struck blind after the photo of the speedo-clad man....but what dress is everyone talking about?

Foursons said...

That dress is cute AND it's on sale! Get it!

Jenners said...

I don't know ... I could have done without the Speedo photo thank you very much!

Jaci said...

Yesterday, I had this comment window open for about 40 minutes while I rocked a screaming baby and tried to find 2 seconds to leave a comment. It never happened. So if you're wondering who was on your blog for almost an hour---*raises hand*.

The comment I wanted to leave? Target has dresses similar to the VS dress but with brighter colors. I can't pull the look off with my ginormous jugs. I need to lock them down with a sturdy top!