I am not in the mood to ask questions about parenthood.
Or to receive answers.
So instead lets talk about the American Music Awards. Just because I thrive on celebrity gossip and it makes me feel all smart and stuff.
I know the names of every Backstreet Boy and New Kids on the Block, and I can sing every single word to most of their songs.
Hold yourselves back.
I know you want to be me.
Heck, who doesn't?
I can remember listening to the New Kids on the Block as a young girl and convincing myself that one day Joey McIntyre or Jordan Knight would come knocking at my door. They would sweep me off of my feet, we would have many children and live happily ever after.
Never happened.
But anyways.....did you see Usher perform?
He sucked.
And Pink is pregnant. She is in her second trimester and performed. And she looks like this.
When I was pregnant and in my second trimester, I was fat, full of zits, had ginormous boobs and never smiled.
Just sayin'.
The Black Eyed Peas performed the worst song I have ever heard. Whoever gave them permission to copy "I've had the time of my life" from Dirty Dancing, made a huge mistake.
My girlfriend was there looking as beautiful as ever. If only she would dump her hairy husband.
Who.on.Earth is this mess????
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I didn't bother to watch that Kesha slut as I think she is a huge waste of particles. And I thought Jon Bon Jovi sucked! He looked like he was really struggling, and didn't sing that well-the rest of the band were great.
And Pink...my hero...could watch her all day long...
I kept waiting for NKOTB and BSB to be on. OF COURSE they had to be the last thing on the show.
I'm so out of touch with this stuff ... plus I didn't see the show. I'm a looooooossssseeeerrrrrr.
I managed to grow up somewhat out of the media loop. Yes, I heard a few NKOTB songs but had no idea then or now what their names are. I like the BackStreet Boys music when it comes on the radio, but would never recognize them in real life. I do recognize Pink and Katy Perry. Kesha I didn't recognize but I do recognize her voice when I hear it. She's a mess. Her song lyrics are awful.
I don't watch anything like that on tv (unless it happens to be on somewhere else where I'm at) but I do find celebrity gossip interesting. It must be a human interest type of thing. People are interesting.
I'm trying to think, I think that I might have still been slimmer in my 2nd trimester of pregnancy. That one was my favorite. Maybe. Cuz by my 3rd I was HUGE. Not as much fun. Pink doesn't look preggo at all! I find that amazing.
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