February 23, 2011

Learned Lessons

This is me in grade school.
This is me, in grade school, standing in line at the cafeteria, chewing gum.
This is me chewing gum in a school that did not allow chewing gum.
This is me showing my friends how cool I was because I could blow HUGE bubbles.
Lessons learned.
Do not chew gum in school.
Do not try to be cool because when you try, it always backfires.
Do not blow HUGE gum bubbles just as the school principal is walking by.
You cannot shove HUGE gum bubbles back in your mouth before the school principal notices no matter how hard you try.
Do not blow HUGE bubbles in front of your future husband (in grade school, at the cafeteria) because he will remind you for the next 25 years.

The End

I bet Mama Kat never did something so stupid.


Gigi said...

LOL! Nope, NEVER do something in front of your future husband that gives him ammunition - very sage advice!

FourJedis said...

So did he not marry you for your bubble-blowing then?

Making It Work Mom said...

You just never know when being cool is going to backfire on you! Ha! Ha!

{NiceGirlNotes} said...

Hahaha, oh gosh. You don't have anything on him? Didn't he eat worms or walk around with his fly down?

Diane said...

Wow! You met your husband in grade school? Awesome. I'll bet he was drawn to your rebel nature. ha ha! :)

Emily said...

The drawing is hilarious!!

Andrea (ace1028) said...

Super cute picture of you. :) Love the lesson learned. Grade school!?! Wow!

Bluegrass Daddy said...

I heard you married your husband because you saw him walking around with his fly down!

Heatherlyn said...

Can you believe that my kids are allowed to chew gum in school now?