June 21, 2011

I am being stalked

OhMyFrickinChicken...it has happened.
Oldest child has decided that he wants to read my blog.
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He has figured out how to find it online and is reading it in his free time.
Free time=before school, after school, after dinner, before bed, all weekend.
I am convinced he even sneaks downstairs when I am sleeping and quietly looks for swear words and rude things his Mother says.
I know he is storing all of this information in a brain compartment so he can bring it up when I give him trouble for saying a bad word.

*gulp*

I feel like a teenager who was just caught sneaking out.
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So what do I talk about now?
If I cant say bad words and have to constantly question my writing topics, I am only left with a few options.
I could talk about oldest child not wearing pyjamas....
....or underwear.
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I could talk about this kid who eats FibreOne bars until he gets poop soup cramps....
...or a kid I know who trots around the field pretending to be a horse.
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Or I could write about how much I love this kid and even though he never tells me he loves me, I know he does.
Not only is he handsome and funny, but he is smart and kind.
And his freckles and big bright eyes melt my heart every single day.
 
xo




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8 comments:

Heatherlyn said...

That is too cute!

My kids are older and they still don't care what I write about them!

Elaine A. said...

Oh boy, he's gonna LOVE this post! I wish I could see his face when he reads it. ;-P

He IS handsome.

(does he know how to read the comments too??)

Allison@Slice of Heaven said...

That was hysterical! Visiting from Angie's Wordful Wednesday! Love the blog name, too! He is a cutie.

Not Blessed Mama said...

i'm so lucky- my kids and husband never want to read my blog. sometimes i will force them to look at something! i guess they get enough of me as it is.

Dumb Mom said...

Oh he's going to love this one isn't he! Funny that your son is blog stalking you! Thanks for joining Angie and me for Wordful Wednesday!

Laura said...

Oh goodness...I'm kind of scared of this happening one day. Thankfully I have a long time to go before this can happen :)

Emily said...

HILARIOUS! Now let's hope he doesn't learn your password and how to post! Then you are in big trouble.

Jenners said...

Oh My. I don't know what I would do in similar circumstances. I guess it is time to pull out all the embarrassing stories to shame him into going away???? Good luck with this!