1. Bite Me
2. Suck balls
3. Want them???
4. Mind your own business
5. You stink
6. Shut your big, fat pie hole
7. Kiss my a$$
8. I dont like your face
9. Don't mess with me. I know Kung Fu.
10.They arent even my kids
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June 22, 2011
Don't mess with a Mother of misbehaved children
1. Bite Me
2. Suck balls
3. Want them???
4. Mind your own business
5. You stink
6. Shut your big, fat pie hole
7. Kiss my a$$
8. I dont like your face
9. Don't mess with me. I know Kung Fu.
10.They arent even my kids
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6 comments:
Amen sister!
So Freakin funny! And ABSOLUTELY true! I wish it was allowed too!!
Too funny! Love the line about "they're not even mine!" I could use that sometime!
Thank goodness I've never had unsolicited advice from strangers about our parenting. However, we have traveled with our 5 kids a bit and people seem to feel the need to either ask us "Are they all yours?" or tell us what a good thing we are doing with so many kids. You know, I think either way it is NONE of their business. And as far as people in the airports asking us if they are all ours my husband was tempted to say "No, we just thought we'd pick up some stray kids and fly them somewhere." Some people! :)
Love how wonderfully short they are (perfect for memorization and practice in front of the mirror before needing them in public).
My faves? 2, 6 and 9 (I'm stealing #9 for the next time some dumbass wants to tell me how to parent).
I think "Want them?" is my favorite!
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