Wordful Wednesday {Video}

Yes, I know this is not a still photo, and, yes, I know it wasnt taken by me. But it is entertaining.....that counts right???

Ok, I know I am a stay at home mom and my brain is not used in the same way it was six years ago when I had a 9-5 job and had to occasionally speak to adults in a mature, responsible, respectful manner.

Now my life involves Treehouse TV, Disney and Barney.

I know all of the words to Princess' Elmo CD and can pretty much recite Max and Ruby word for word.

Jealous?

I can make a meal out of bologna, cheesestrings and Cheesies.
I can read a story using many different {male/female/child/animal} voices.
I can even spray my "Boogie Man Stay Away Spray" and have my children sleep soundly.

I know. I am damn good.

Believe it or not, I have won a baby food contest guessing what was in the jar.
I have also changed a diaper in 12 seconds.
And I have mastered teaching my children how to burp the "polite" way.

But being a stay at home mom has not taken away my common sense and "I would never do that" brain cells, because when I watch this show with Princess {every single flippin' day}, I find myself fascinated.

Why would anyone want to do this?
I hope they get paid alot of money.
They need to hire a new wardrobe person.Are the men, umm....self- conscious?
How can this be Princess' favourite TV show?



Please tell me you are fascinated too.

Reality Junkie

Hi. My name is Momma and I am a reality show junkie.
I love it.
Cant get enough of it.
It is all I watch on television...except Grey's Anatomy.

Survivor
The Bachelor/Bachelorette
So You Think You Can Dance
Dancing with the Stars
Amazing Race

Umm.....

Rock of Love

I even watched Tommy Lee goes to College.

Yes. I am a loser.

And proud of it.

While watching these shows I often wonder which one I would go on if given the opportunity.

I never would embarrass myself in the ways that many of the people on these shows do because I can do that perfectly fine in the privacy of my own life thank you very much.

But...just.....what if......

I think I would probably choose So You Think You Can Dance.

If I could dance.....

and had a smokin' bod......

and was always happy and cheery......

and never got zits.

Or...

The Amazing Race.

But only if I had easy access to a bathroom at all times because my worst nightmare is being in a foreign country, eating foreign food that my guts arent used to, and not having access to a modern washroom facility.

My question for you today is this,

If you had the opportunity to be on any reality show which one would you go on and why??????