January 12, 2009

Not Me Monday!




I did not totally forget about posting a Not Me Monday post and resort to posting an old post. I would never do such a thing.



I did not hear the weatherman say it was going to be -30 degrees celsius this week.....did I?



I do not have baskets of laundry sitting in my living room and still have 2 loads to finish. The magic fairy does laundry...I just don't know what is taking her so long. You would think she didn't enjoy it or something........





I did not let middle child build a fort in the living room where the laundry baskets full of folded laundry are not sitting.....really. My house is always clean and tidy. I would never let it get messy, even with 3 young children.....honest.




I did not let middle child go build the fort with a messy face because I wanted to finish eating my own lunch in peace, even if it was just for 5 minutes. I do not enjoy eating my lunch by myself. I like to have young children whining beside me about how I am so mean because I didnt let them eat ju jubes before lunch.





I did not go outside to the van in freezing temperatures without a coat to search for a gossip magazine I bought the other day. I don't like those trashy things. I never read them and if I do, it is because I am bored and have nothing better to do, like parent.


I will not lose sleep wondering where gossip magazine disappeared to.



I do not take pictures of my children crying so I can display them in 20 years at their wedding. I am not "one of those" parents. I have also never taken nudey baby pictures and pictures of children peeing on the neighbours front lawn. That is just cruel.




I am not saving $$$ for future therapy bills for my children.


I am not sitting here on the computer when the laundry needs to be finished, middle child's face needs to be wiped and my gossip magazine is missing. I have better things to do.



What did you not do today????????





9 comments:

MckMama said...
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KatieZ said...

This is a cute idea! Is this your idea, or did you get it from somewhere else?! Do you do it every Monday? I would love to join in with this! I love all the things that you are not doing and do not do! LOL!

~*Jobthingy*~ said...

LOL you and your magazines

Jen said...

this 'not me monday' is so much fun. I did the same thing, left my laundry and played on the computer.

Jen said...
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Momma said...

Katie....click on the Not me Monday button at the top of my post. It should take you to MckMama's blog.

Jobthingy.....you know you love me......

Jen....phew...I am glad there were other procrastinators out there today!

Lori of I'm no super Mom said...

Such great pics! I forgot "Not Me Monday" too!!

Alicia, The Snowflake said...

Oh too funny! I for one think you deserved the 5 mins of peace & quiet! -30 degrees Celcius! WOW! That's cold! I live in the Southeast. We think it's cold if it's in below 40 degrees Fahrenheit. And even 40 something is cold. For that you also deserve to indulge in a gossip magazine!

John Deere Mom said...

LOVE it! And you pretty much just summed up my summer vacation. Well, except for the freezing temperature part. :)