Not Me Monday!

I did not totally forget about posting a Not Me Monday post and resort to posting an old post. I would never do such a thing.

I did not hear the weatherman say it was going to be -30 degrees celsius this week.....did I?

I do not have baskets of laundry sitting in my living room and still have 2 loads to finish. The magic fairy does laundry...I just don't know what is taking her so long. You would think she didn't enjoy it or something........

I did not let middle child build a fort in the living room where the laundry baskets full of folded laundry are not sitting.....really. My house is always clean and tidy. I would never let it get messy, even with 3 young children.....honest.

I did not let middle child go build the fort with a messy face because I wanted to finish eating my own lunch in peace, even if it was just for 5 minutes. I do not enjoy eating my lunch by myself. I like to have young children whining beside me about how I am so mean because I didnt let them eat ju jubes before lunch.

I did not go outside to the van in freezing temperatures without a coat to search for a gossip magazine I bought the other day. I don't like those trashy things. I never read them and if I do, it is because I am bored and have nothing better to do, like parent.

I will not lose sleep wondering where gossip magazine disappeared to.

I do not take pictures of my children crying so I can display them in 20 years at their wedding. I am not "one of those" parents. I have also never taken nudey baby pictures and pictures of children peeing on the neighbours front lawn. That is just cruel.

I am not saving $$$ for future therapy bills for my children.

I am not sitting here on the computer when the laundry needs to be finished, middle child's face needs to be wiped and my gossip magazine is missing. I have better things to do.

What did you not do today????????