Snobs. Handkerchiefs. And chocolate.

The Prompts:

1.) Why did you do it?

Because I had to.

There was no other choice.

Really.

Ok. It was the alcohol. It makes me do some weird stuff.



2.) What is a common misconception about you?

Oooooooooo this is easy. Since I can remember I have been labelled as snobby. I am not snobby at all. I am shy. Extremely shy. If I do not know you then I am not comfortable around you and when I am not comfortable I am quiet. I think that is why I enjoy writing so much. Because I can be myself without worrying what others think about me. When I am forced to be in an uncomfortable situation I don't say much. Nuff said.


When I do get to know you, look out. I am the best friend you will ever have! And I like chocolate. What could be better than a non-snobby best friend who eats chocolate?


Yeah, I know.


Nothing.


3.) Describe a moment when you felt afraid.


I have many moments as I am generally a wimp and many things scare the heck out of me. Moments that come to mind are when


* my 2 year old son overdosed on over the counter cough syrup. True story. I will tell you about it sometime.


* the same son who overdosed got lost at a HUGE theme park. I wrote about it somewhere. Just cant find it. I guess that is what labels are for. I am new at this. Bare with me please.


* I was in labour and told there was no time for any pain medication. I was not out to be a hero. I wanted drugs!


* I got into a vehicle with my hubby for the first time. Yikes!

* I watched the television show "V". Remember when they ate live animals? And the green skin and blood? Ew.

* at 32 years old I went on a roller coaster. It was on that day that my age hit me like a ton of bricks. I am no longer able to tolerate the stuff that was fun as a teenager.


4.) In what ways are you turning into your mother?

I am turning into my mother in every way imaginable! It really is quite uncanny to see just how much I am like her. I talk like her. I look like her.

I remember as a kid my mom would disappear for 20 minutes every evening. She would head upstairs to get her jammies on and wash her face. I always thought that was the craziest thing ever. How long does it take a person to do their nightly routine? Really. She had a handkerchief that she would put on her head to keep her hair off of her face while doing her cleansing routine and it made me laugh.

Gosh she is old.

I will never do that. Ever.

Haha. I do the exact same thing! I disappear every night for 20 minutes to get my jammies on, put lotion on and wash my face. I don't have the lovely handkerchief but I do have a clip to take the hair off of my face.

So I guess there is one difference.

5.) Are you always right?

Yep.

Always.

100% of the time.

Snobby people are never wrong.

Now go see MamaKat.

And enter my giveaway!

Now! Or I might just have to be snobby towards you!