July 16, 2009

Advice Needed ASAP

The Prompt given by Miss. MamaKat

Ask A Dad! Write a letter asking your husband for advice regarding any issue you might have and record his answer.

I thought I would try to be funny and send my hubby some random questions that I needed help answering that in no way were true. I thought he would respond "funnily" (meaning "in a funny way") and then I would have a fantastic post for today's assignment.

So here is my email. Quick and to the point. No reference to needed information for an upcoming blog post. Just my questions.

Subject: Advice Needed ASAP

I would eventually like to pose for Playboy. What do you think I need to do to get ready?

Remember I was trying to be funny.

I would also like to be an astronaut. What do you think?

Can you help me decide what kind of hairstyle Princess should have? A mullet or buzz cut?

And I need advice. I have a husband who likes Bluegrass music and I cannot stand it. How do I go about getting over my intense hatred for that type of twang and embrace it into my life?

This is what I had sent back to me.

Have you lost your mind? Are my children in danger right now?

So much for getting some witty advice.

Or maybe that means he thinks I am ready for Playboy and space exploring.

I will let you know my plans.


here is my "3 things about me" post just in case you want to learn more about moi. I am sure you will sleep better tonight knowing more about me.

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kimmers said...

This made me laugh out loud because I can totally see my boyfriend writing back in the same way!

Just stopped by from Mama Kat's. Loved the post.

Michelle said...


Over from Kats.

Angie said...

Just came across your blog - love it! My husband would respond in exactly the same manner.

Shana said...

heehee, that is funny!

Allison said...

that's funny - i'm surprised he didn't elaborate on the playboy question - my hubby would have I'm sure - but then I wouldn't have been able to blog about it.

Jen said...

that is funny!

Erin said...

OMG that cracked me up, that is something my husband would say, or write for that matter! I could only imagine what was going through his mind when he read that!

Just A Mom (Call me JAM for short) said...

Actually, your husband sounds kind of funny and witty!

I couldn't resist... I'm your 100th follower! Woo hoo!!!

Kelly Deneen said...

bwahahaha!!! Your husband totally made me LOL. And of course your letter did as well. ;)

Kekibird said...

Hahahahaha!!! That's a crack up! Glad he thought about the kids and their danger....too funny!

Summer said...

That is just awesome. Awesome.

Jenners said...

This was soooooo funny! I was totally laughing!! I think he came through for you in a big way ...don't let it get to his head! Very funny!

Foursons said...

Bahahahahaha! This is hilarious! Where's your "Following Button"? Why are you still listed in my Favorites and not just automatically sending my your updates? Who the heck is in charge here anyways?

Heatherlyn said...

So, I asked my husband what he thought I needed to do to get ready for playboy and he says, "what? is that a question?" and laughs. I guess this means I won't be getting ready to pose for play boy anytime soon. :)