October 25, 2009

Not Moi Lundi.

Today is lundi.
That is Monday in French.
You know what that means?

It means it is time for me to tell you all of the things that absolutely did not happen to me lately.

Like when I fell on my "toosh" on our bathroom floor because the boys decided it would be fun to splash water on each other and not clean it up.

Or, when I called Studley "Studley" in front of my children who then asked me why I called him that and continued to call him that for the rest of the day.

Nope, those things did not happen to me. Nope, no way.

Orrr....when I made the mistake of leaving a laundry basket of clean clothes in the same room as Princess, only to find her walking around with my underwear around her arms as bracelets a few minutes later.

And my bra around her neck as a necklace.

Nope. Didn't happen.

Mr. Momma did not walk into the tack room of the barn to find a rat the size of a small dog staring him in the eye. IT DID NOT HAPPEN. IT DID NOT HAPPEN. I am hoping if I say this a million times, it will mean it really didn't happen.

And while at Ikea I most certainly did not let my hyper, wild, somewhat misbehaved 5 year old push Princess in the cart which resulted in them tipping over right down on the floor.
I am a better mother than that. Really.

And...oh yeah....... I did not book a trip for our family to spend a week here in just a few short weeks.

Because it is expensive.

And my children are bankrupting us with all of their other activities.

And it wouldn't be much fun anyways.

Ok, the trip is booked and yes, my children are spoiled.

But who cares!

It is a much needed vacation for the whole family.

And I am already counting down the sleeps.

Happy Lundi y'all!!!!!!

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Jen said...

that is so awesome that you are going to Disney! I can't wait to hear all about your trip!!!

Oh and I have had the same pleasure with a laundry basket and underwear.

Elaine A. said...

So jealous of your trip. We are SO going in a couple of years (although hubby doesn't know this yet...)

And good thing that rat thing didn't happen... ;-P

J'adore les Francais!

Momlissa said...

Hey - We're going to Disney in a few weeks as well (CA). And we can't afford it and my kids are spoiled too! :)

Heatherlyn said...

Princess must have looked so cute! Have you made a countdown chain yet for your vacation? It will be so much fun! (just, no shopping carts at disney world, right?) :)

Jenners said...

Hey ... good for you for booking the trip!

And as far as rats are concerned, saying "it isn't possible" makes it, in fact, impossible. So no rat.