Not Moi Lundi.

Today is lundi.
That is Monday in French.
You know what that means?

It means it is time for me to tell you all of the things that absolutely did not happen to me lately.

Like when I fell on my "toosh" on our bathroom floor because the boys decided it would be fun to splash water on each other and not clean it up.

Or, when I called Studley "Studley" in front of my children who then asked me why I called him that and continued to call him that for the rest of the day.

Nope, those things did not happen to me. Nope, no way.

Orrr....when I made the mistake of leaving a laundry basket of clean clothes in the same room as Princess, only to find her walking around with my underwear around her arms as bracelets a few minutes later.

And my bra around her neck as a necklace.

Nope. Didn't happen.

Mr. Momma did not walk into the tack room of the barn to find a rat the size of a small dog staring him in the eye. IT DID NOT HAPPEN. IT DID NOT HAPPEN. I am hoping if I say this a million times, it will mean it really didn't happen.

And while at Ikea I most certainly did not let my hyper, wild, somewhat misbehaved 5 year old push Princess in the cart which resulted in them tipping over right down on the floor.
I am a better mother than that. Really.



And...oh yeah....... I did not book a trip for our family to spend a week here in just a few short weeks.




Because it is expensive.


And my children are bankrupting us with all of their other activities.


And it wouldn't be much fun anyways.




Ok, the trip is booked and yes, my children are spoiled.



But who cares!



It is a much needed vacation for the whole family.





And I am already counting down the sleeps.

Happy Lundi y'all!!!!!!