October 05, 2009

Things I didnt see at the Fair

Please tell me my eyes did not see these latest fashion trends at the country fair recently.

Please.

I did not see many men walking through the public attractions dressed like this. Or shall I say undressed.
I did not witness many middle-aged men flaunting themselves as they strolled hand in hand with their gal-pals.
*gasp* I will never, ever say this is an ok thing to wear. Nope, not me.
Huh? I absolutely did not see this new "trend". It must be a country thing that my family hasnt picked up on yet. If, by chance my children saw this and asked why the man had different socks on, I would not tell them that he must have lost his other white sock. I have no words. For once, I am speechless.
Ok. Speechless again. But......if, by chance my boys did see this shirt, they most definitely did not laugh about it for the rest of the day and ask us to buy them one of their own. Not my polite, well-behaved children.
I did not throw up a little bit in my mouth when I saw this. Nope. No way.
I did not regret not wearing this outfit myself and was not disappointed that she stole my style. Damn her!

And just to let you know that I am not the only person in the universe who doesnt see things like this in public places, you can go here. Just because it is funny and I like to giggle.
Go see MckMama for more Not Me Monday posts. For some reason I cannot save her button on my post so just click this instead.




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14 comments:

Elizabeth said...

So funny! Looks like something I would see at our county fair!

Jen said...

LOL I love "people watching" but gosh! Some of those pictures were...nasty! Happy Monday :)

The Queen of Chaos said...

Not sure which has me laughing more, the people you saw, or that you managed to get pictures of them!!

For the record, it's perfectly normal to wear birkenstocks or other heavy duty sandals w/ socks in the northwest, it's how we roll...

Heatherlyn said...

Holy cow! I've never seen so many horribly dressed people in one place! Those were AWFUL! What are people thinking?!!!

Secret Mom Thoughts said...

Love the fair fashions.

j said...

This was soooo hilarious!!! Thanks!

harmonysong said...

oh no! Those men are nasty!!!

Jen said...

Seriously, you hit the gold mine of what not to wear!

Mariah said...

I may have just upped in my mouth a little with the thong. Poor thing. How uncomfortable for her. The thong that is!

WackyMummy said...

Both your post and the people of walmart webpage are reasons not to go out in public. Yikes! Thanks for the update... gotta go throw out some camo! ;)

Jenners said...

Oh Lord ... I'd say thank you for sharing but that would be so insincere. But I do need to get that Fart Superpower shirt for my husband.

Foursons said...

Oh my goodness! Did anyone catch you taking their picture? I love this post- I'm gonna have to go to Walmart this week with my camera. ;)

julie said...

Oh man... I needed something to laugh about just now. Thanks! ;)

Elaine A. said...

If you didn't see that stuff then why the hell did we have to? hee hee!
That blue shirt is pretty dang funny...