Things I didnt see at the Fair

Please tell me my eyes did not see these latest fashion trends at the country fair recently.

Please.

I did not see many men walking through the public attractions dressed like this. Or shall I say undressed.
I did not witness many middle-aged men flaunting themselves as they strolled hand in hand with their gal-pals.
*gasp* I will never, ever say this is an ok thing to wear. Nope, not me.
Huh? I absolutely did not see this new "trend". It must be a country thing that my family hasnt picked up on yet. If, by chance my children saw this and asked why the man had different socks on, I would not tell them that he must have lost his other white sock. I have no words. For once, I am speechless.
Ok. Speechless again. But......if, by chance my boys did see this shirt, they most definitely did not laugh about it for the rest of the day and ask us to buy them one of their own. Not my polite, well-behaved children.
I did not throw up a little bit in my mouth when I saw this. Nope. No way.
I did not regret not wearing this outfit myself and was not disappointed that she stole my style. Damn her!

And just to let you know that I am not the only person in the universe who doesnt see things like this in public places, you can go here. Just because it is funny and I like to giggle. Go see MckMama for more Not Me Monday posts. For some reason I cannot save her button on my post so just click this instead.