November 04, 2009

My Plan

Have I mentioned that the famdamily is heading to Florida in a few weeks?
Have I mentioned that we are staying at a Disney resort?
Have I mentioned that I am totally flippin excited?

Well then you don't read this blog as often as you should.

Shame, shame, double shame on you.

This whole vacation thing is, well, difficult because it means warm weather, summer clothing and bathing suits.


I don't do well in anything other than jeans and a sweatshirt.

So I am thinking that I may start going to the gym every single day. And working out for 2+ hours at a time. Because I have nothing else to do. I also decided that I will starve myself and take laxatives.

And then maybe. Just maybe, I will look like this.

Create your own FACEinHOLE


blueviolet said...

You're gonna have so much fun, bikini or not! Happy W/W!

Michelle said...

You don't have to look like that to have a blast at Disney World.

Happy WW!

Shana said...

That is hilarious! Just have a blast. Who cares what anyone thinks?!?

Jen said...

Ahhhh.... you said a very scary word. Swim Suit. Ahhhhhh.

And Michelle is right, you don't have to look like that to have fun in Florida.

pam said...

Enjoy your trip, we went three years ago, and have wonderful memories!!

Elaine A. said...

Good luck with that!

p.s. we love you just the way you are... ; )

Stina said...

Embrace your body and wear that bathing suit proudly. Have you seen what some women wear? It is as if they have no mirrors. Take care.

Jenners said...

OR ... you could blow up the photo to a lifesize cutout and tape it onto yourself with your real face in the hole. Just stay next to walls.

Foursons said...

Awww heck. Put some shorts on over your suit and you'll be fine. Enjoy the vacation- all those really hot bodies will be working in the cold while you're having fun in the sun.

Heatherlyn said...

LOL. I read your blog enough to know that you go to the gym. I don't look forward to wearing a swim suit though. Never have. Not even when I was 17 and had a perfect body. Right now, I love the swim skirts. :)

DysFUNctional Mom said...

Just to warn you, we went to Disney in January a few years ago and froze our buns off. Now granted we are native Floridians so our version of cold is different than others, but it was really cold. So maybe just skip the gym! ;o)