November 03, 2009

Random Thoughts Roaming Through my Brain

Be prepared for randomness. Be prepared for nonsense. Be prepared to learn that Momma is....well....weird.

But that's what makes me special and unique right???

I have been going to the gym 3 times a week for a few months now and actually enjoy it. Someone smack me please. When I go into the dressing room to put my stuff in a locker, I always choose number 69. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm................

I have a new best friend named The Stepper. Yes, I admit I have deserted my friend Elliptical temporarily. When my toosh is smaller and "lifted" I may return, but for now the Stepper is making me happy.

I am 101% convinced that I have the loudest children in the universe. One day I plan on videotaping them and posting it just to prove it to you. In the meantime, I drink.

I post alot about drinking to survive motherhood, but I really don't drink. Unless you count Kool Aid. So please don't think of me as some drunk mom who carries a flask in her purse. Just because I think about it every second of every day doesn't mean I do it.

I have a dog named Studley which is not his real name, even though I wish it was because I love it so much. But anyways, he is a pain in the behind. If I didn't love him so much, I may have just locked him out of the house years ago and let him go live in the wild with all of the other misbehaved wildlife.

I had a bag of Goldfish crackers in my purse. I set my purse down to go tinkle in the bathroom and came down to find this. I also found Studley licking his lips in the corner. I know if he could talk, he would have blamed it on the baby.
Have a wonderful Tuesday!



The Un Mom




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8 comments:

Foursons said...

Hahahaha- I love Studley too! He's awesome!

And wow- you've gone to the gym for a couple of months in a row? Impressive!

I am Harriet said...

Unbelievable what my dog gets into.


Have a great RTT!
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Karen @ If I Could Escape . . . said...

Still laughing about which locker number you pick!! Do you do that coertly then? LOL

Happy RTT!

girlytwins said...

Sounds like a day in my life :)

I REALLY need to get back to the gym. I know once I do I will love it again. I just need to get my arse there LOL.

Heatherlyn said...

You must REALLY love your dog. Our dog did things like that. We gave her away. I hope that doesn't make me a bad person.

I have been doing power 90 with my husband. It's not like going to the gym. But the gym could not be more painful. Who knew that jumping jacks and push ups could make a person so sore? (I must be really out of shape.)


If you ever get another dog, you will have to name him Studley. I think it is a great name!

WackyMummy said...

Drinking... or thinking about drinking... is what gets me through the day. The bonus about the "thinking about drinking" is that you can start--guilt-free--at 9 am. Whereas the neighbours look at you funny when you start actually drinking at 9am. Of course, that wouldn't happen if I wasn't outside in my bathrobe at the time.... Just sayin'.

Jenners said...

I think my kid is louder than your kids... combined!

MoodyMommy said...

I also have LOUD kids and I wish I could start drinking at 9am...my meds wont allow it...tried once at a family get together....I was dancing on table tops and pucking all the way home....