The funniest story you will ever read. Honest.

This is quite possibly the funniest {true} story you are ever going to read.
It is quite possibly the funniest "event" I have ever witnessed in my almost 35 years on this Earth.
Except for the time in grade 6 when my husband wanted to show me how high he could kick in the school hallway....and then fell flat on his back.
He wasn't my husband in grade 6.
Just to clarify.

But anyways......

My husband was cleaning out our barn and put some old {working} appliances at the end of our driveway, free for anyone who wanted them. He then left to run some errands.

Within 5 minutes, two nice men knocked on our door and asked if they could take the appliances. I let them know that if they could load it all up, they were theirs to keep.

Then I went to get my jammies on.

I heard a high pitched shriek. Almost a scream... and immediately ran to the window to see what the commotion was.

I saw the two nice men standing at the back of their trailer with their hands on their knees, laughing.

The stove was halfway on the back of their truck.

One of the men walked over and kicked it. The stove that is.
The other guy looked under the stove.

They both jumped and ran to the back of their trailer. Again.

I realized that there was some sort of living creature in the stove....the stove that was in our barn....the stove I walked past every single day for the last couple years....the stove my husband brought to the end of the driveway...the stove I told these nice men worked fine and they could have it for free.

I then did what every generous, kind human being would do. I watched them from the window as I called my husband to get home immediately because there was something in the stove hanging halfway off their pickup truck.

And I thought they might have pooped their pants.
And I was terrified to go outside. In my pink plaid pyjamas.

So I watched.
The nice men kicked some more...looked underneath the stove some more....ran alot and put their hands on their heads alot.
They were freaking out.
I was too.

Then I witnessed the funniest moment I have ever seen. The nice {brave} men walked over to the stove and tipped it over a tad to let the animal out.

As they tipped it, the animal tried to get out, clawing its way on to one of the nice men.

The men dropped the stove.
Jumped off of the truck.
Ran like Forrest Gump.
And screamed like little girls.

What was this creature living in our stove???

It was Fluffy.
Our pet Flemish Giant 15+ pound bunny.




Our pet bunny who jumps out of her cage and hides in places we could never find her.


Now we know where she was.