April 19, 2010

Not Me! Monday!

I haven't joined in Not Me Monday for awhile and this week was full of doozies...umm....that didn't really happen so I am back.....

*While shopping by myself *gasp* and hearing a young boy yell for "Mom", I did not reply. I am not so used to hearing it that I would respond to random children. Nope. Not me.

*I did not have a wardrobe malfunction while on my way to celebrate a birthday. I most certainly did not walk into a small town General Store....spend over $2 for a few safety pins and then get my Mommy to fix my shoe. Nope. Uh uh.

*I did not sing every flippin word to Love Bites while at this party at the age of almost 35...with safety-pinned shoes. Not me!

*I also did not dance...by myself on the dance floor because I wanted to burn off some calories after eating more than I am allowed. That is just silly.

*And when I looked at this picture of my behind, the first thought that came to my mind wasn't "Lose 15 more pounds".......

....and "Who took a picture of my butt with my camera???"

*Now excuse me while I go eat some chocolate to make myself feel better. Oops....um...I wouldn't do that. Nope. Not me.


Heather said...

I don't know you, but just thought I would let you know....
Your butt looks fine.
Have a nice day.

Foursons said...

Ummmm...your butt will disappear if you lose 15 more pounds!

Frugal Vicki said...

Okay, if you think that butt needs to lose 15 lbs, I must need to lose like a hundred!

Megan said...

I am slowly realizing that the longer I'm a mother the worse I behave when I get out of the house. I mean I just go a little CRAZY and start finding it hard to CONTAIN myself.

Cute post!