*While shopping by myself *gasp* and hearing a young boy yell for "Mom", I did not reply. I am not so used to hearing it that I would respond to random children. Nope. Not me.
*I did not have a wardrobe malfunction while on my way to celebrate a birthday. I most certainly did not walk into a small town General Store....spend over $2 for a few safety pins and then get my Mommy to fix my shoe. Nope. Uh uh.
*I did not sing every flippin word to Love Bites while at this party at the age of almost 35...with safety-pinned shoes. Not me!
*I also did not dance...by myself on the dance floor because I wanted to burn off some calories after eating more than I am allowed. That is just silly.
*And when I looked at this picture of my behind, the first thought that came to my mind wasn't "Lose 15 more pounds".......
....and "Who took a picture of my butt with my camera???"
*Now excuse me while I go eat some chocolate to make myself feel better. Oops....um...I wouldn't do that. Nope. Not me.
4 comments:
I don't know you, but just thought I would let you know....
Your butt looks fine.
:)
Have a nice day.
Ummmm...your butt will disappear if you lose 15 more pounds!
Okay, if you think that butt needs to lose 15 lbs, I must need to lose like a hundred!
I am slowly realizing that the longer I'm a mother the worse I behave when I get out of the house. I mean I just go a little CRAZY and start finding it hard to CONTAIN myself.
Cute post!
:-)
Megan
http://reddirtandcrazy.blogspot.com/
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