I will be on duty 24 hours a day refereeing the violence that takes place between my boys.
It is unpaid.
And it sucks.
And I may just start drinking....more.
The only thing that will get me through this summer is knowing that both boys will be in school full time, and my 2 year old
Would it be wrong of me to start a countdown now and then do the happy dance when the day arrives?
*Lets discuss the Terrible Twos shall we?
Dearest daughter has now entered the phase of life that makes me want to poke my eyeballs out.
I do not handle the pouting, whining, screaming, hitting and pulling of my hair very well...even when it is coming from the cutest little girl I know.
When I tell her to stop climbing on the table 73 times and then watch as she falls flat on her face, I am rather bothered and ticked off. Then after listening to the crying and wiping her snotty nose for the next 20 minutes because.... she fell flat on her face makes me want to....um....poke my eyeballs out.
My nomination for Mother of the Year has officially been thrown out.
And I am ok with that.
I think I deserve an award for staying out of the Psychiatric Ward.
*If you have bought me the newest Sarah McLachlan CD, you can keep it for yourself, because my hubby did some shopping the other night and bought it for me. He is swell.
*I love Journey. Run out right now and buy their Greatest Hits CD. Then listen to "Don't stop Believing" and pretend to do the piano and guitar playing in front of your kids. They won't laugh at you and will think you are the coolest Mom in the Universe. Honest.
*"Mom...watch me do a headstand in the water!!!"