Oh Studley, you stud of a dog.
I love you, you big ol' lump on a log.
I don't care that you snore, and that you fart
I don't even care that you aren't really that smart.
You were my first baby
And always will be
But maybe...just maybe
on this one thing we could agree
I don't enjoy watching you thrust your arthritic hipbones
At younger, more attractive dog's private zones.
It is gross and embarrassing and downright rude
Not to mention extremely crude.
So I ask you this my dear friend
Stay away from other dogs and their rear ends.
Chew on a bone or go for a swim
Run, walk. You might even become trim.
Live out your life with a bit of class.
Instead of spending your days looking for some a#%
I love you Studley, I really do
So stop it right now
Please and thank you