July 28, 2010

Dr. Seuss..... call me and we can write a book together!

Oh Studley, you stud of a dog.
I love you, you big ol' lump on a log.
I don't care that you snore, and that you fart
I don't even care that you aren't really that smart.

You were my first baby
And always will be
But maybe...just maybe
on this one thing we could agree

I don't enjoy watching you thrust your arthritic hipbones
At younger, more attractive dog's private zones.
It is gross and embarrassing and downright rude
Not to mention extremely crude.

So I ask you this my dear friend
Stay away from other dogs and their rear ends.
Chew on a bone or go for a swim
Run, walk.  You might even become trim.

Live out your life with a bit of class.
Instead of spending your days looking for some a#%
I love you Studley, I really do
So stop it right now
Please and thank you


Mama's Losin' It


WackyMummy said...

Really. TMI. Yes, indeedy. ;)

Gigi said...

Very clever! I think he's just trying to live up to his name...

Bluegrass Daddy said...

That is better than Dr. Seuss. Well done!

Jessie said...

Hilarious and I love it!

Kristen T. said...

Love it! And I love the pictures, too!

Lesley said...

Super cute ode to poochie! Love the pix, too, he's a handsome boy.

Following you over from Mama Kat's

Holly said...

Cracking up!! So much more fun than any camping trip,sunburn,motorcycle story!

Great lookin dog!

Emmy said...

Lol! This is hilarious. And yes, I hate when dogs do that.

Jen said...

I love Studley too.

This was an awesome post!

Otter Thomas said...

Studley reminds me of my yellow lab that is getting a little gray around the mouth. It makes me sad to see him slowing down.