Hold the applause and just join in damn it!
*Have you ever popped a zit and wish you hadn't popped it? I mean, have you ever popped a zit that didn't need to be popped and then ended up with a huge boil-like mark on your face?
C'mon. Just admit to it.
*Have you ever watched Dirty Jobs and laughed so much that you peed your pants just a little?
*Have you ever been happy when you see the stud from high school who is now not so "studly"?
Or the prettiest girl who is no longer so pretty?
*Have you ever wanted to win a lottery so you could splurge on Etsy "stuff"?
*Have you ever not won a lottery and splurged on Etsy "stuff"?
*Have you ever wanted to stop time?
*Have you ever wondered how your husband can eat so much meat? Seriously, my hubby could have a plate full of just meat for a meal and think it is the best meal ever.
*Have you ever owned a dog who snored louder than a grown man? *coughStudleycough*
*Have you ever wished you could get this much joy from running in an open field?
*Have you ever wished you could get any joy from running?????
Me too.
5 comments:
Joy from running. Joy from running. JOY FROM RUNNING.
I wanted to hug you when I saw that. Runners have such great bodies. When I run, I just think OUCH. OUCH. OUCH. every time my foot hits the pavement.
Yeah, no joy when running over here. Crying, lots and lots of crying.
I find WAY to much joy when the popular kids from HS are no longer as attractive as they once were. That's probably horrible, but I can't help it.
My husband will eat plates and plates of meat and be happy as a pig in ****.
OMG, I ALWAYS laugh that hard when I watch Dirty Jobs. Mike Rowe is awesome.
Oh yeah, the zit thing - totally.
I haven't watched Dirty Jobs in forever. I need to re-visit that apparently...
Have you ever forgot about a certain type of post... and then seen it again and said "Gosh I love that!"
P.S. I have never, to my knowledge, had joy from running of any kind. Not even as a child.
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