They are rarely deep.
Because my brain is mush.
And I am so busy I could weep.
Why do I feel the need to do so much over the holiday season? Why do I stress about every little damn thing?
I blame it on genetics and all of the wonderful women in my family who have always done everything gracefully. Me. I am not graceful and feel I am letting the line of wonderful women down.
Miley Cyrus was caught using a bong. I don't know whether I should be proud of her or be disgusted. Actually, what bothered me the most about the video was her laugh. She sounded like a horse with a bad cough. Just sayin'.
I like to people watch. If I didn't have so much to do, I would plop myself at the food court in the mall and watch other humans for hours...and hours. There is nothing more fun.
I never enjoyed 9 year old children. Now I am the Mother of one (almost). I am having a very hard time with this and really don't know how I am going to survive the next..um...9 years. The attitude. The language. The stubbornness. Hold me.
Winter is not until next week. We have already been buried under the snow and experienced -20 degrees (Celsius) temperatures. Damn you Mother Nature.
We just watched The Santa Clause. Tim Allen is a horrible actor.
Should I be concerned when my husband has the camera or flattered that he takes pictures of my ass?
Happy thoughts my friends!!!
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