So I can make room for more.
Because that is how I survive.
Instead of gathering loads and loads of important information to stimulate my mind and allow me to grow as an intelligent human being, I fill my brain with unimportant crap......and then unload it all to make room for more.
*Studley rolled in shit. I dont know if it was his own...or the dog's up the street...or even coyote crap, but I guess it doesn't matter.
What does matter is that he felt the need to roll in crap, come back in the house and then roll around on the carpet and along the sofa.
I yelled...called him a few names.
And then lured him into the shower with a bag of treats and fed him those treats while cleaning crap off his body.
Afterwards, I realized that he will now roll in crap every day if it means a warm shower and a bag of treats.
Duh.
*My kids call everyone "Bob" and it annoys me
*Bitch
Random thoughts while running the track
*"I shouldn't have eaten that Chinese food"
*"I shouldn't be wearing thongs"
*"I am too old for this crap"
*"I need some chocolate"
*Another group to join. Another time waster. But oh so funny.
*My little brother is getting married next week. How is this possible? How did we both become grown ups? I still think of him as the little bugger who steals the remote control and plays with G.I Joe. Now he is this...umm...adult.....who does adult things.
I am old.
Not just because my little brother is getting married, but because I have gray hairs and wrinkles to show for it. Not to mention the droopy boobs and the lumps and bumps.
On that note, I must say that I get joy out of seeing people I grew up with {that were horrible and mean spirited} who look old...and...um..horrible.
Does that make me horrible and mean spirited?
I am going to Hell.
13 comments:
If you are going to hell - then I will surely beat you there. And once you arrive I believe you and I will have a GREAT time.
HAHAHAHAHA! You're going to hell and so am I...hey, but on the bright side, we might actually be able to meet IRL (D?) there!!!
Fantastic randoms! My smallest dogs like to roll in poop. ACK! He does it all the bloody time and I want to kill him. He's especially adept at finding bird and rabbit poop, which has a WEIRD smell. Fortunately, he's only 4 lbs (fully grown), so bathing him is easy. Still.
I totally agree with your sentiment about the SI cover model.
Not to worry - your brother still steals the remote control and instead of playing with G.I. Joe's he now plays Call Of Duty.So he hasn't grown up too much, Same - Same but different really. So don't worry too much - you aren't (that) old ;) xo
Love the randoms!
My dog doesn't roll in them. He eats them. :pukes:
Dogs are gross.
I hope by "thongs" you mean flip flops. 'Cause where I come from it sounds like you were running in more than one pair of underwear.
I'm seriously giggling over here - your random rocks. And my giggles are WITH you, not AT you. Seriously.
Mother Nature, Annoying Neighbors, Dino Fun - RTT
I'll probably cry when my sister gets married but only because then I will KNOW I am old. LOL. Happy Tuesday!
When you get to hell, I'll be waiting for you and we can throw a huge party and make fun of all of the skinny chicks that got fat and ugly over the years.
I thought that bikini clad girl WAS you! Darn! You blew my mental image.
Going to the gym/working out ALWAYS makes you feel worse!
Stop before you kill yourself!
Happy Tuesday!
There really is some sick, twisted pleasure when I realize I look WAY better than the people who ruled the school back in my high school days. It makes me smile but I try not to smile too widely as to avoid crows feet and laugh lines. ;-)
Oh yes ... Irina is a bitch. : )
And I love the photo of your family! Adorable! How can these little brothers grow up like this? It freaks me out when I see my "not so little anymore" brothers. They have facial hair! And children!
I just ADORE that photo of what I assume is you, your parents and your brother. Congrats to him!
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