March 13, 2011

Dreaming

I dream about not having any wrinkles.
Stretch marks.
Cellulite.
Freckles.

I dream about having fast metabolism.
I also dream about not craving chocolate.
And poutine.
I dream about creating a fruity alcoholic drink with no calories.
And a way to burn fat while watching Sister Wives on television.
All day.

I dream about having perky boobs.
A round tush.
And no gray hair.

I dream about having The Perfect Body.
And then I wake up.

But it is OK.
I think I might be at the age where I just don't care what others think.
It is a great feeling.
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11 comments:

Jen said...

Girl! You are beautiful!

Stephanie said...

Hey, HOT-Momma! What a great shot of you. Bet the Mr. loves it!

Elaine A. said...

GIRL! You look so HOT! DAMN! All your hard work and will power has definitely paid off! Way to go! SO happy for you. :D

Gigi said...

I think we tend to magnify what we perceive to be our flaws where others don't even see them. As evidenced by your picture - you look amazing!

MamaB said...

GORGEOUS!!!!!

Heatherlyn said...

You look fantastic!!!

(But if it makes you feel any better, I dream about a lot of those exact same things.) :)

Izzy, Emmy 'N Alexander said...

You.Look.Fabulous! :)

Jenners said...

Oh my God...you are rocking!!!! No more wishing from you...you look fantabulous!

Jenners said...

Oh my God...you are rocking!!!! No more wishing from you...you look fantabulous!

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Hilary Lane said...

Get it, girl! You look hott & I love your suit!