April 01, 2011

It's a Party Dude!

5 Minutes for Mom is hosting a blog party and if there is a party I am there.
Bring on the shooters and big honkin fruity girly drinks.
And chocolate.
Because a party isn't a party without girly drinks and chocolate.

While we are at it, lets play some funky beats and get groovy!
Ya Dude!

My name is Momma.  This here blog is basically where I write about my daily life so I can hold on to the last little bit of sanity I have left.
In my unique mind, I think that if I write about my children cursing at me and pooping on the couch it will make everything better.
Along with a drink here and there.
And some chocolate.

I write about poop.
I write about my kids beating the crap out of each other.
Because that is what they do.
I write about my dog Studley.

I write about Studley humping other dogs.
I write about stupid things I do.
I am a wanna-be photographer.
And dream of having a Perez Hilton-like blog.
Because there really is no better topic than messed up celebrities.

And poop.

Come on back!


Book kitten said...

Hello, your party sounds fun, mmm fruity cocktails AND chocolate! I love the name of your blog too, it's quirky and so true!

"Say What?" said...

You had me at "fruity girly drinks".

Partying with you!

Magnolia_Mom said...

Nice to meet you! Let's party. :) What a CUTE blog design.

Kim from Wandering Wicopy said...

I love your blog title! Found ya through UBP. : )

Gigi said...

It's a party? And I'm invited? Even though I'm in my jammies - I'm IN!

live by the sun, luv by the moon said...

Comin' to you via the UBP 2011. You crack me up! Girly drinks and chocolate...that's a girl after my own heart! Great blog. So nice to meet you : )

Devan @ Accustomed Chaos said...

nice to meet you via UBP11! you are right -- with kids comes lots of poop.

::passing you a glass of wine & a piece of chocolate::


Deanna said...

Dropping by for the party. Your blog looks hysterical! I will definitely be back!

Mommy Boots said...

Mmmm. Drinks. Stopping by from the UBP!

Anonymous said...

Um, I think I love you? All of the "poop" stuff stole my heart!
This blog party is a GREAT thing, and I am now following you! :)

OneMommy said...

Love this post! It sounds like my life... crazy kids, a dog, and lots of poop! LOL.
Visiting from the UBP11 and following you on Networked Blogs now; how can I resist reading about someone whose life might be as crazy and full of poop as my own?

Jenn said...

Ha! LOL you really know how to make a mom feel welcome...just talk about poop! We all have one of those stories. I just have to be your newest follower! I would love for you to stop by for a visit too!

Tiffany said...

I like your blog title, it's what caught my eye! I usually threaten to stab my own eye out when I'm losing it! haha.
You're so funny and what is a party without some girly drinks and chocolate. You know how to make a girl feel welcome.
Happy partying!

Wendy Sice said...

You're funny! xx

Casey said...

your blog is so cute! :) I love your family picture, I too am a wannabe photographer. I am a new follower here from UBP 2011, if you get a chance stop by my blog,:)

Blogging in my sanity too. :)

Anonymous said...

UBP11 in tha house!!!!

Poop is a way of life and therefore, must be blogged. You sound like a person after my own blog...er...heart. You twisted my arm, so I guess, I'll follow.

Anonymous said...

I'd love to have a blog about Perez Hilton too. I blog about celebrity gossip every Monday. It's so much fun. Stop by if you can. I'm even having a fab giveaway tomorrow.

Nice to meet you. I'm visiting from the UBP.

Nancy said...

Haha! I like your style. I think as moms, our lives are full of POOP. Well, nice to meet you through this party! I'm your newest follower! Hope you can stop on by! Happy Sunday!


Laura said...

Love your header & no party is complete without chocolate and lots of it!

Stopping by from UBP!

Denyse@Crazy Beautiful Life said...

Stopping by from UBP!!!

I love your header title...It describes my "Crazy Beautiful Live"...I will be following along as you pull your hair out...LOL

Please return the follow:

Christina said...

Okay, you have me as a follower now! Just the fact that you talk about poop and your dog humping other dogs, you are all good in my book.
I'm stopping by from UBP11. Hope you are having a ball!
Hope you get a chance to drop by my place.

Laura said...

Stopping by from UBP! Ah poop....I've found that to be a big topic in my new life as a mom. I can certainly talk about it for hours....especially over cocktails. Off to read more of your posts!

Annette said...

Kids pooping on the couch? Hahahaha

I have poop stories for daaaaays.

I'm stopping by from UBP. My party post is sticky'd to my main page. http://annettefunnyjello.com/

TV's Take said...

Love your intro! Poop always makes everyone laugh. Now following you from the UBP. Good luck with your photography biz. http://tvstake.blogspot.com

Jessica said...

Great introduction post! I am also writing to make sense of the, often, moments of insanity in my life. I am stopping by and following from UBP. I look forward to reading more from you! When you get a chance, come visit me too at: http://mommyhoodnextright.blogspot.com

dkmissie said...

Stopping by via UBP
I love it poop and poop and big fruity drinks !

Epic said...

Dropping by to say "Hi"!
Beautiful blog.
Take care,
Char from UBP #372

Jennifer said...

Dropping by via UBP11 and have to say that you have written a brilliant party post! Subscribed to your blog now and looking forward to reading more!

Katie @ HunnyBee Blog said...

I love your style!! I'm so glad I found you on the UBP11!! It also sounds like you have southern in you! Where are you from? I can't wait to read more!


abitnerdy said...

hopped over from UDP11 love your blog's name. hehe what mass appeal it has :D can't wait to read about poop. keke studley is gorrrgeous! cheers xo


MadameDeals said...

I am now following your from the UBP 2011. I hope you will take the time to like me back. If you could also head to my site and enter to win my contest I would appreciate it ! http://madamedeals.com/blog/2011/04/01/contest-quick-link/

maren said...

Thanks for the party invite! I'm now following! Would love for you to stop over at mine! http://trinketsofthought.com/2011/04/01/life/ubp-2011-and-50-giveaway

Sam said...

I'm here from UBP'11 and in one post, you've already convinced me that I'm in love with your blog! I'm a new follower and would love for you to stop by my blog at http://theanswersaresimple.blogspot.com. BTW... your title is what got me here but the content is what got me following. :)

Hoosier Farm Babe said...

Haha, you are hilarious!! I am your newest follower from UBP and I can't wait to read more from you. P.S. I love the name of your blog - LOL!

Jennifer said...

Cute blog! Enjoying checking you out! I am just getting started on mine - stop by if you can!

Jen (stickynotequeen.wordpress.com)

Jennifer said...

Cute blog! Enjoying checking you out! I am just getting started on mine - stop by if you can!

Jen (stickynotequeen.wordpress.com)

Katrina @ They All Call Me Mom said...

I'm just now going through the list of blogs from the UBP2011 -- the title of your blog caught my eye.

For the record, I am also an expert on poopy things. Lots of kids over here = lots of poop stories.

I'm your newest follower :)