Randomness

It's been awhile and my mind is overflowing with random stuff that needs to be released.
You're welcome.

*Oldest child made these today and Holy Mother of Everything Sweet, they are friggin good.
And sugary.
And really sweet.And I think I now have 6 cavities.
Sugar coated pastry like biscuits is heavenly in my mouth but not on my ass.
New exercise routine begins January 9.

*We have been watching Little House on the Prairie ALOT here at our little house along the dead end road.  Hubby was given the entire series for Christmas.
Entire series =55 DVDs.
We are on disc 4.
As children we were both obsessed with the show/books and everything Ingalls family-related.  So now as we watch each and every show, I search all of the characters online to see if they are still alive.
Sick?
Nahhhhhhh.

Mrs. Oleson is still alive by the way.  I thought she looked antique back then.........

And Michael Landon (Charles Ingalls) and Victor French (Mr. Edwards) both died years ago at the same age very close to one another.And Nellie Oleson has a book that I have ordered on Amazon.

Little House on the Prairie Quiz coming up in the very near future so study now folks.

*Conversation with middle child today
"Mom, what song can I search on iTunes to put on my iPod?"
"How about Rihanna stuff?  Or Lady Gaga?"
"NO.  PICK A GOOD SONG!!!"
"I don't know.  How about Selena Gomez?
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......HELP ME PICK A GOOD SONG!  I DON'T KNOW WHAT SONG!  THINK OF A GOOD SONG NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"OK.  Look up a song called "I'm a Spaz"

*I watched the Justin Bieber Christmas special and I think I am in love with him.  That isn't weird is it?

*I need a haircut

*It makes me giggle when I give Ike and Duke the horses peppermint treats and they chase me around the field wanting more.

It's the little things.
Or I am just a complete wanker.

*I received an email today to promote a product. 
What was it you ask?  It was for a book called "Tickle My Tush".
Seriously.
Honest.
So I checked out the website

Oh.My.Goodness.

I saw the word Analplay and I think I blushed.....
...and then read some more...
....and saw the topics Heinie Hygiene and Frequently Assed Questions.

I am sorry, but if you don't know how to keep your Heinie clean, than the book shouldn't even be in your thoughts.

Ew.
*gag* So now that I have already promoted the book without any compensation, I think I will just pretend I never received the email and hope that the folks with Apple...or Nikon...or Sony call me.

Annnnd....if you, by chance purchase the book, don't tell me but let the author know I sent you.

Thanks muchly.

*thanks Google images for the pics above.  xo