Wouldnt it be nice to get a few cats?

Wouldn't it be fun to have a black cat named Blackie?

And it would probably be great if Blackie was a barn cat so the mice would stay away.

I think it would be pretty neat to have cats that only live in the barn so my allergies wouldn't act up...
...and I wouldn't have to constantly clean litter boxes...
...and clean up hair balls.

Wouldn't it be great to have barn cats so they could keep each other company and not require much cuddling and lovin' because I am just too darn busy to cuddle another breathing creature?

I am pretty sure Ike and Duke would love a few more playmates

Wouldn't it be great to have a few male barn cats to do a job around the farm?
I promise I wont get attached to them.

*deep breath*
OK, I am totally in love with these cuties and it is my life mission to make Blackie love me.  I {try} to cuddle this feral feline at least 3x a day {with gloves} and have been known to use the names "Blackie Wackie" and "Pookie Wookie". Phew.  Glad I got that out.  I feel much better now. Side note-- We were told these beauties were male but have yet to find any male "parts" at almost 1 year old. Hmph.
*donations being taken to pay for both cats to be spayed*