Sometimes I lie.
Dont give me the gasp and the "Youre not the person I thought you were" speech because everyone lies. Even you.
When telemarketers call the house at dinner time and ask for me, I tell them she isnt home.
I sometimes tell them I am the babysitter.
Which is kinda true I guess.
What I really want to say is "Stop calling my house every day at dinner time and bedtime!!!"
But using different words.
You get the idea.
When telemarketers call the house asking if we want our ducts cleaned or new windows, I tell them we just had it done and installed all new windows.
Which is kinda true.
4 years ago.
What I really want to say is "Leave me the f&*% alone!!!!"
In a very angry tone of voice.
When people call my house asking me to do a survey, I tell them I am heading out the door and do not have time.
But I am really sitting on the couch filling my face with Mini Eggs not planning on leaving the house for days.
What I really want to say is "GKAGJDFYUDFYUFDKJXGBKJGIIKGIU!!!!!"
I understand it is their job.
But, in this day and age, cant they just send me an email?
So I never have to answer it.